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Pedestrian Crosswalk

The pedestrian crosswalk is when two people are having sex and a third party person walks over or on the backs of the people during intercourse.

This position is best done outside in the streets.

It is believed homeless people invented this sexual position. Either them, or a group of drunk frat boys.
John and Jane had no money for a hotel room so they had sex in the middle of a busy sidewalk and ending up doing it pedestrian crosswalk style.
by Editor Man March 31, 2008
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pedestrian

non-graffiti writer.
He was (a) pedestrian while the kids he knew were actual writers.
by sändanon March 6, 2011
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Pedestrian Count

When you get a window seat at brunch and drink whenever a pedestrian passes until you can't count them anymore.
No, I can't drive home. We totally pedestrian counted at brunch and I'm totally wasted.
by steviemo December 4, 2012
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pedestrian

Ped-s-tree-an
Adjective
A word to indicate the mysterious nature of someone.
See shady, sketchy
Joe looks pretty pedestrian, I wonder if he was smoking crack.
by iThizz June 24, 2006
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pedestrian nipple rags

A pseudo-cloth or fake clothing, as in brand or just wrong.
Look at her pedestrian nipple rags! They say Liza Clayboone instead of Liz Claiborne.
by Incredible Chemical June 17, 2009
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pubestrian

A tweenager, adolescent, teen, tween, child, or young person who is incapable of crossing the street promptly and without incident because they are too busy being a loser, nerd, punk, idiot, goth, poser, behaving in a stupid way, immersed in their angst, gawkward-ness or a full blown iPod zombie.
Travis is such a pubestrian he can't cross the street in less than four and a half minutes, nor without making a fool of himself in some way.
by Eileen Fitzpatrick March 15, 2010
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Passenger pedestrain

When you are driving in town, to school, or anywhere and you have a passanger in the front seat. When you see a pedestrain slow down to a crawl or a complete stop next to them so the passenger is forced to make eye contact with them while you die from laughter.
Jack: guys today bill and i were going to school and that hard on pulled passenger pedestrain on me.

George: you poor bastard
by Jere453 November 6, 2011
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