Al Plant Manager

A Prick sometimes mistaken for the head of a cock. More often a fuckstick dickwad that has nothing else to do but write work instructions for his fat ass not breast having, fat ass kid, stoopid son, and r-tard self. Often enjoys reading meaningless books, and wasting time holding social meetings with complete strangers that he pays to listen to him. Sometimes spoken to as a cocksucker that loves filthy sanchez fingers in his mouth. Also known as a pervert in which likes to suck the pee pee off of young boys balls

Dude, your such an Al Plant Manager, you need to have a coat hanger ran up your pee hole, twisted around, kicked in the balls and then thrown off a 287 storie building

by Scotty Jay March 6, 2009

Go home and plant sweet potatoes

Is a taunt or jester used as an insult towards an opposing team or player during games or matches. The insult comes from the idea that the opposing player or team does not know what he or she is doing and should just go home and become a productive member of society by planting sweet potatoes as opposed to them competing and achieving nothing. The taunt is usually displayed when the tide of the match is obviously going in the favor of the one throwing the insult. The phrase is considered funny due to its reference as well as insulting due to the fact that the receiver of the insult is considered to be wasting his or her time by competing. Can be used with the word Potatoes instead depending on the cultural standing of where it is used.

Dan: oh my god man, these guys are losing so badly.

Jake: yeah, I know dude, they should just go home and plant Sweet Potatoes.

Dan: (directed towards losing team) Hey you losers! Go home and plant Sweet Potatoes!

by dreamboy14 July 1, 2010

Plant

Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer

Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason

by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017

Robert Plant

Only the sexiest man to ever walk the earth (in the 70's), and by the way... Not only bored soccer mom's happen to think he's hot!!! He is gorgeous (and his ass is equally gorgeous!!!), and im only 14!!! so whoever thinks his only fans are oldies, obviously has never listened to a Led Zeppelin record. Led Zeppelin will, and always will be, one of the greatest bands to ever walk the earth!!!

Wow, check out Robert Plant...He's got a nice ass <drooling>...Not only that, but Led Zeppelin kicks ass!!!

by Super "L" January 29, 2005

Robert Plant

To fake an orgasm, such as the real Robert Plant does in "A whole lotta love"

Dude, the chick in that porno the other night so obviously pulled a Robert Plant.

by TimboV8 March 31, 2009

plant and pivot

The act of leaving something behind/at someone's dwelling in order to have a reason to call them approximately 3 days later. Most commonly this is done after a date or a one night stand.

Last night after we made out, Jill laid down a plant and pivot by leaving her necklace on the coffee table.

by Dr. Kellie February 19, 2009

Plants vs Zombies

Released in 2009, Plants vs Zombies defined a genre by choosing not guns, but PLANTS. Since it's release, about 10,000 other apps have been released trying to copy it. They essentially have to get high as fuck on any substance of their choice and using this state of mind come up with some fucked up idea to rip off the game.

I searched up Plants vs Zombies and kept on scrolling to see how many rip-offs there were. I don't remember when I stopped. (keeps on scrolling)

by Mr Garbell! July 5, 2016