Platypus

Its Fucking Perry the Platypus

Oh my God its perry the Platypus

Platypus by Your dad left u December 3, 2021

Platypus

A duck ass kicking poisonous BITCH

HOLY SHIT IS THAT A PLATYPUS! RUNNNN!

Platypus by PlatypusBich December 24, 2021

Platypus

a semi aquatic
Egg laying mammal of action, a furry little flatfoot
Who never flinched
From a fra-ee-ay-ee-ay.

its got more than just mad skill
it's got a beaver tail and bill
And the women swoon
Whenever they hear hit say, "Krrr"

It's Perry, Perry the platypus

Platypus by T3h_Sk3lly October 13, 2022

Platypus

Like the unique animal; it's something too absurd and stupid to be real, and yet somehow is.

1: You know that guy Kevin from work?

2: That the Platypus that fucked a running treadmill?

1: Yeah, that's Kevin.
2: What about him?

1: Just...whatever you do, if he says "you gotta see this, RUN!"

Platypus by Kevin with the treadmill January 17, 2024

Platypus

A gay guy that isn’t considered conventionally attractive, typically has a big nose, is typically “nuerodivergent”, and has weird and unique interests, hobbies, and quirks.

Carl texted me a whole essay about a tv cartoon yesterday and showed me his merchandise for it. He’s such a platypus.

Platypus by PerryThePlatypusButGay March 17, 2024

platypus

A Green Day song of the album 'Nimrod' (released in 1997, track eight) The song is about hating someone because of something they did. Oh, its also an animal

Yooooo, did you see that song on the radio? platypus?

platypus by grween dway March 2, 2025

platypus

n. Incredibly odd animal with ludicrously improbable physical, behavioural and emotional characteristics unseen outside Hollywood. Thought by habitually beer-dozzled Australian scientists to be a cross between a platypus and another platypus. Aborigines, who worshipped the platypi as very peculiar crippled and mentally handicapped gods imbued with irreplaceable mystical powers and the souls of dead aboriginal heroes, were reluctant to kill and eat the strange creatures unless they were hungry. After every edible part of the delicious gods were consumed all of the remaining bits, some of which were rather nasty and in fact poisonous, were employed to create everything a stone-age people could possibly need … assuming they were not interested in leaving the stone age.

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Dear God Bruce! What in rotting wombat guts is that smeared on your wellies? It smells like vegamite gone septic.

No worries mate. It’s platypus bile. The aborigines use it to waterproof their ocean-going rafts.

Perhaps that’s why they never got off this bleeding swelter bog of a continent.

platypus by gnostic3 December 21, 2025