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are you petting my mongoose

are you petting my mongoose with me tomorrow night
by Jlock April 5, 2019
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putting your tail between your legs

Running away in fear; embarassment; form of submission when looking for forgiveness or acceptance from someone or something of higher status than oneself
You were putting your tail between your legs when you were caught telling a lie.
by Charlene2008 April 20, 2008
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not putting out

When a girl won't have sex.
This girl was not putting out, so we couldn't have sex.
by JohnnyBoySaing September 13, 2013
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Standard response to a seemingly impossible to correct mistake, based on the often said query to any type of mobile phone damage.
Dave "FFS I just reversed my new car into the car park wall and totaled the bumper"

Terry "Did you try putting it in rice?"
by Ben Armitage February 12, 2022
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Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
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nettie potting

When a male ejaculates in the females nostril and she tilts her head and it comes out the other nostril.
Nettie potting not recommended for clearing sinuses.
by Fr34k4K1nK August 4, 2011
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