Piddlefitz

1) A bum cover.

2) Boys (aka dead boys since all boys are dead)

3) Sailor's Dungarees.

Hey man, your piddlefitz is loose and showing something it shouldn't.

Those piddlefitz' are ruining my lawn!!

"Attention Sailors, it's dress down friday so put on your piddlefitz."

by The Piddler May 8, 2008

piddle stank town

A place where carpets go when they have too
much "piddle" on them and are burned in a huge bon fire which the place "stanks" of
dirty piddle!

"oh, rodeny piddle stank towns are the worst"

"I know what you mean elizabeth piddle stank town are worse than chicken coops!"

by Friesn'Burger April 4, 2009

piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 25, 2011

piddlebog

The act of driving obnoxiously fast in reverse through a parking lot, preferably passing over speed bumps as well.

"Bro, you want to go piddlebogging today?"
"Can't, car's broken."

by IronBlade October 22, 2016

Piddle fucking around

Taking your sweet ass time aka dilly dicking around or fucking off

My coworkers are not working they are over there piddle fucking around

by Yard boss April 14, 2017

piddlefinger

Piddlefingering is where one urinates on their fingers.

Hey Mary, I'm gonna go piddlefinger myself in the bathroom.

by Kanaminn43 August 4, 2017

Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019