by SpaghettiLord January 7, 2012
Get the Phonat mug.An epidemic of modern civilization. Phonatose is the non compos mentis or comatose-like state of total and complete unresponsiveness as well as total disregard of the physical world often exhibited by teenagers while texting or performing any task on a smart phone.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
The only way to free a teenager from the phonatose state is to quickly and swiftly slap the phone out of their hands.
The phonatose condition leads researchers to believe that telepathy will be the communication of the future. It appears modern children are compelled to communicate but prefer any method other than verbally.
by Scribling May 21, 2013
Get the Phonatose mug.To get a headache or feeling of nausea or discomfort from a stressful, unpleasant or otherwise unwanted phone conversation.
"I had a serious phonache after working out the details of the divorce with my ex."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
"It took so long to get through to customer service I ended up with a horrible phonache."
by greenman61 December 5, 2013
Get the phonache mug.Known as "Dan and Phil fanart", phanart is a name for fanart that are related to Dan and Phil, two British youtubers that make videos on YouTube. The community for phanart is very big. One side of it is very talented and very creative, while the other side is just plain creepy and sexually inappropriate. Dan and Phil do indeed regonize phanart but of course they do try to stay away from the creepy side for various reasons (see their Tumblr Tag video for more information).
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Get the Phanart mug.A Physant can get on your nerves but can also be funny. They are super smart but act stupid and they could be the star of the show.
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