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Toilet Philosopher Syndrome

Toilet Philosopher Syndrome (aka TPS) occurs randomly while a person is shitting for too long. The most common symptom is the realization that whether he flushes or not doesnt matter because in the end everything will cease to exist.
Other known effects include but not limited to : Questioning one's existence, reading the shampoo bottles ingredient list, and having an existential crisis.
-hey man u know why the hell is that guy taking so long to take a shit?
-idk may be he has Toilet Philosopher Syndrome
by BiteZaDusto August 17, 2021
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philozophy

Our attempt to make sense of existence, by living together and talking about it together.

This is in contrast to philosophy, a system of motivating beliefs, concepts, and principles.

Philozophy is what we all do, every day.

Philosophy is what someone else did, at some other time and place for reasons of their own, which we will never understand very well, and in most cases don't care to. Decent freshman course to add a few elective credits, though. That is, if you like lots of reading.
The best philozophy is done together, in bed, naked. Or, together in a warm, sunlit forest, naked. Oh, alright, anywhere you can be together, naked.
by skeptic23 December 9, 2007
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Philosofickle

1. Misuse, cooption, or selective use of a principle for one's personal gain
2. Creation of a new principle just to meet one's bias or need
3. Adulteration of a principle to make it appear to meet one's bias
The fine line between "freedom of religion" and "non-discrimination" is a philosofickle one.
by Lance-a-clod October 19, 2015
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Philosopher

The only kind of person that actually knows what he or she is talking about.
Psychiatrist: You need medication because I believe you are mentally ill.

Philosopher: All because you believe I'm mentally ill doesn't mean I am. Isn't it just as possible that you're mentally ill believing that I'm mentally ill without any real scientific evidence to back it up?
by Foolosopher84 January 25, 2011
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philosopher

The best kind of person. A person that just thinks about things, which then enables other people to do things.
Carpenter: I built a house.

Doctor: I saved a woman's life.

Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.

Dumbass: I only measure direct contributions, and I fail to understand that it is possible for something to indirectly benefit society. I'm the kind of person that thinks that rebounds and assists are useless in basketball.

Philosopher: I am interested in a discipline that has given birth to democracy and other political theories, the natural sciences, psychology, and more recently, cognitive science. Without the work conducted in philosophy, a monarch could destroy the house that a carpenter built without any compensation, and the knowledge necessary to save a person's life or to build a missile defense system would have not likely occurred.

I use logic to reach conclusions that are either necessary, contingent, or contradictory (impossible). Computers and robotics would be impossible without my contributions to propositional calculus, first-order logic, temporal logic, and modal logic.
by Gottlob Frege October 10, 2008
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Philophobia

Although butterflies in the stomach are often associated with love, for someone with philophobia those butterflies are more like deadly scorpions, as they are petrified of falling in love. Unfortunately many people in this category end up living a life of solitude and fear of commitment.
by LightningThunda November 3, 2014
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philosophisticated

person's (woman or man, gender does not matter) using philosophy in the most sophisticated way
I love our philosophisticated minds
by moonshoot March 20, 2010
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