Philosopher

The only kind of person that actually knows what he or she is talking about.

Psychiatrist: You need medication because I believe you are mentally ill.

Philosopher: All because you believe I'm mentally ill doesn't mean I am. Isn't it just as possible that you're mentally ill believing that I'm mentally ill without any real scientific evidence to back it up?

by Foolosopher84 January 25, 2011

Piccolo

A cursed musical instrument said to have come from the Devil.

Rich: Ahh! My ears!
John: That, my friend, is the piccolo.

by Foolosopher84 January 20, 2015