philistine

someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things

Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.

by Charles. M. July 2, 2009

peter phile

joke name meaning pedophile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school

by sticky October 23, 2003

philistine style

When you are jumped by more than one person.

Them motherfuckers jumped me philistine style,dude 3 on 1 don't seem too fair now,does it?

by esjay April 9, 2005

Philechar

Somebody Wonderful And Beautiful Inside And Out. A Definite Keeper. The Love Of My Life. Somebody Who Is Extremely Sexy. The Reason Why I Wake Up In The Morning. The Warm Tingly Sensation In My Heart. A Masterpiece. An Insperation. Love. Kindness. Sexuality. Beauty. Individuality. Unique. And Somebody Who You Will Love Forever.. Infinity And Beyond

Jack: When I Grow Up I Want To Marry Somebody Like Philechar

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Zach: Damn Girl Your Body Reminds Me Of Philechar... Scrumptious

by Phillie-Lover June 11, 2011

Wiki-Pedia-Phile

Someone who refers to Wikipedia's information on every occasion and treat it as their own private gospel.

We don't want Gavin in our quiz team as he is a Wiki-Pedia-Phile and tends to get his questions nearly correct but sadly misses the mark on every occasion.

by Bradford Shopper 2 December 4, 2010

philemaphobia

fear of kissing.

Girl A: Why haven't you and Billy kissed yet?
Girl B: I think he has philemaphobia.

by skyrad March 18, 2009

Facebook Philosopher

An individual unable to come up with an original thought that wants to say something profound, but doesn't even know what profound means!!! So they surf the web for famous philosophers to plagiarize in an attempt to sound more intelligent, illuminated, and enlightened. The only people impressed by this are their other illiterate, backwoods, toothless, hillbilly friends that think dental floss is used to sabiki bait fish.

Jill -Reading her facebook news feed wants to say something philosophical so she quotes Buddha by saying - "All that we are is the result of what we have thought"

Jack- Wow Jill is such a Facebook Philosopher someone should tell her how intelligent she is!

by Pixstyx June 23, 2011