Portland Piledriver

This is a sexual act that begins by positioning a chick with has her ass straight up in the air with only the back of her head and neck touching the floor. She can be held in position by a couch or small table. A more flexible & talented ho can use the back of her arms and elbows to get her ass in the right position.

A dude then stands over the chick, spits on her pussy, aims his cock straight down with his right hand, and drives it with much force into her cunt. Then the cock is completely pulled out and the process is repeated.

I gave her the Portland Piledriver on the first date and the bitch did not bat an eye. What a ho.

by uojr October 13, 2004

Philadelphia Fakeout

A sexual act where the man is having sex with a woman from behind, pretends to ejaculate inside of her and when she turns around he ejaculates on her face.

How Larry, that was some Philadelphia Fakeout.
Yeah, I know, I really nailed that slut.

by benatlastexit November 30, 2003

X-Philes

The Name for Fans of the Best Show Ever Made - The X-Files.

X-Philes are not obsessive.... they're dedicated.

by Shipper July 28, 2008

peter phile

joke name meaning pedophile

hello my name is peter phile and i want to work at your school

by sticky October 23, 2003

Philadelphia sidecar

When one engages in coitus with a colostomy stoma, using the stoma as a site of entry for a cock or some other pleasurable instrument.

The philadelphia sidecar I got from Tom last night nearly perforated my bowel!

by Nursy January 15, 2009

Philechar

Somebody Wonderful And Beautiful Inside And Out. A Definite Keeper. The Love Of My Life. Somebody Who Is Extremely Sexy. The Reason Why I Wake Up In The Morning. The Warm Tingly Sensation In My Heart. A Masterpiece. An Insperation. Love. Kindness. Sexuality. Beauty. Individuality. Unique. And Somebody Who You Will Love Forever.. Infinity And Beyond

Jack: When I Grow Up I Want To Marry Somebody Like Philechar

-Or-

Zach: Damn Girl Your Body Reminds Me Of Philechar... Scrumptious

by Phillie-Lover June 11, 2011

ceiling piledriver

to be hit in the head by a falling ceiling fixture

Dudez: Damn, I wish my boss will get a ceiling piledriver just because he's a bitch!

R to the MA: YEAH! He just erlthomed me too!

by Loads of Kikis May 26, 2008