Disloyal Proximal Phalanges

Somebody in a relationship who secretly masturbates to porn instead of making love to their partner. They have disloyal hands.

Peter performed disloyal proximal phalanges activities when he went and tossed off in the toilet instead of making love to his girlfriend.

by Milandra September 29, 2011

Phalangina

The act of being fingered.
Phalange+Vagina=PUSSY PUNCH

OMG, last night during foreplay he phalanginaed me so hard I had to take some advil and sit on an ice pack. Obviously I didn't go back for the big fuck.

by Reetzy January 21, 2011

Pharyngulate

An unintentional DDoS attack by interested viewers afer a site is linked to from PZ Myers' blog, Pharyngula. See also slashdotted and pz envy

Man, my site was pharyngulated in about 5 seconds after PZ linked to that squid porn I posted.

by The Squiddler April 5, 2009

phalen

ass who likes to get some booty when ever he/she wantus. phalen are a rare breed of ass and stupidity put together

oh is that a phalen your talking to? yep why? well they gold diggers

by mmissybissyb January 21, 2010

Regina Phalange

1. A pseudonym that Pheobe on Friends used.

2. BBC's Nazi mamma, also known as the ultimate bitch who thinks she's God's gift to mankind.

Regina Phalange · Pass a Note!
Updated 9 minutes ago

livesonchocolate - there is nothing condescending about using "LOL" and ????. I used those to express the way that I was feeling at the time which was really surprised and laughing like crazy. Those fit the bill. Actually by definition the person that I was responding to was the one being condescending. Her words meet the definition if anyone wants to bust out the dictionary AGAIN on this thread - ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^see, ultimate bitch

by Annoyed onlooker May 6, 2009

phalynx

An extremly talented counter-strke player. a person who is good at everything and gets all the ladies.

That phalynx sure is good at CS.

by Artie Evans July 25, 2004

phalanx

1. Military formation protection and attacking all sides
2. Wrestling maneuver The Urban Rebel likes to perform on The Chameleon in witch The Chameleon's face is flattened into the ground.

Urban Rebel utilized the Phalanx in order to decimate The Chameleon's olfactory receptor.

by TheUrbanRebel October 21, 2003