Palinocchio

The mixing of Sarah Palin and Pinocchio to show that the Alaskan Governor cannot tell the truth.

She lied about being against the Bridge to Nowhere She has lied about her firing of the town librarian and police chief of Wasilla, Alaska. She has lied about pressure on Alaska's public safety commissioner to fire her ex-brother-in-law. She has lied about her previous statements on climate change. She has lied about Alaska's contribution to America's oil and gas production.

She has lied about when she asked her daughters for their permission for her to run for vice-president. She has lied about the actual progress in constructing a natural gas pipeline from Alaska. She has lied about Obama's position on habeas corpus. She has lied about her alleged tolerance of homosexuality.

She has lied about the use or non-use of a TelePrompter at the St Paul convention. She has lied about her alleged pay-cut as mayor of Wasilla. She has lied about what Alaska's state scientists concluded about the health of the polar bear population in Alaska.

Palinocchio is now claiming that, since Alaska is so close to Russia, that has foreign policy experience.

by Pointer of the Obvious January 13, 2009

palin

adjective used to describe a person underqualified for a given task. Also used to denote an idiot, or small-town redneck.

"I know I'm a little palin, but I really want this job."

"Ma'am unfortunately we are looking for an applicant who is less palin."

"Have you seen that cashier at the gas station? The one with missing teeth and the trucker hat? Hes SO palin!"

by The Pirate Queen October 28, 2008

Pullin' a Palin

Responding to direct questions with a barrage of pithy cliches and folksy colloquialisms to avoid admitting that you don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

A few minutes into the interview I realized the applicant was pullin' a Palin, and didn't have any relevant experience whatsoever.

by cjbrix July 9, 2009

Palin

An alternate spelling of the word whore.

That girl slept with 5 guys, shes such a Palin.

by The_Wreckster_1 March 17, 2009

Palin

A common idiot (usually female) who runs for high political office in early 21st-Century America. A "Palin" often looks like a deer caught in headlights, and rarely answers questions in anything but a moronic fashion. Also resorts to pseudo-patriotic rhetoric and frequently slanders her opponents based on racial and ethnic stereotypes.

Have you seen this Palin running for VP? What an idiot!

by Hank Salad January 20, 2009

Sarah Palin Special

When in a cold environment, like Alaska, sexual intercourse between a male and female in which the man inserts icicles and stupid pills up the lady's vagina, and then forces the woman to expound on Alaska's economy in a midwestern accent. All of this is done wearing a John McCain mask, as done so by the man.

Holy owl shit, for our honeymoon in Alaska, I took Gertrude outside to see Russia from our cottage and gave her one hell of a Sarah Palin Special when she got lovey-dovey.

by CrazerDaiser595 July 20, 2010

palin

a grossly unqualified candidate for a job

I can't believed you hired him. He doesn't have a driver's license and can't even ride a bicycle.... How in hell is he going to deliver the pizzas? What a palin.

by J. McCain November 7, 2008