PETA
People for the Ethical Treatment of animals. A large group of commies that brainwash young people into believing that "fur is murder"; A group of people that have a strange attraction toward red paint; An orginization that goes out of their way to piss off people that wear fur, feathers, or leather.
If you go out with a fur coat and you experience strange red paint falls on you and/or your fur coat, take the coat off, set it down, back away slowly, then run like hell. Report a PETA attack to the local authorities and sleep with one eye open that night.
PETA by I like cheese, do you? October 4, 2008
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