Preshitition

A premonition of an embarrassing or urgent need to take a shit.

Perhaps a dream about an embarrassing shit requirement which later comes to fruition.

I had a Preshitition , that I’d need to go while flying a helicopter , this embarrassingly came true later that day and I had to land a relieve myself.

by GrumpyScouseBastard November 25, 2025

Anti-pescitarian

An ascendant being who has forgone consuming creatures of the sea, be it for belief, religion, accessibility, or otherwise. The opposite of a pescitarian.

An anti-pescitarian can consume any other form of meat or produce, and in some cases, even aquatic vegetation: but one would not be seen tearing apart aquatic arachnids for diminutive strips of foul-smelling meat.

Tom: As we are not beings of the sea, we can not know the impact that mass-fishing has on the environment. Indeed, the butterfly effect from fishing in Alaska has most likely led to countless environmental catastrophies, such as invasive species or the death of the coral reefs. Thus, I am an anti-pescitarian.

Ava: I just asked if you wanted Red Lobster.

by @kkkum April 30, 2020

pashut peshat

Talmudic, yeshivish, or Jewish way of slapping you in the face with what you thought was a novel idea but is actually just the simple obvious explanation.

It's also a way of saying something is simple, literal and obvious. It literally translates to, the simple, simple interpretation.

Often used by teachers against their students, or learning partners / chavrutas.

It's pashut peshat that one is different than two.

Or

Person 1: makes some obvious observation or statement
Person 2: it's pashut peshat!

by thekerbey December 19, 2023