pervert

Someone who's constantly got sex on the brain, and usually loves to share it with others.

John: Hi Jane.
Jane: Hi John. Hey, look. A dollar on the ground.
John: Oooh, really? *Bends to grab $*
Jane: Biggety back that ass up!
John: You shameless pervert.

by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007

pervert

An immature loser who can take any sentence and somehow make it about sex.

Jen: So are you coming or what?
Bob (pervert): Cuming haha cuming... i sure am!

by Alfred March 17, 2005

pervertified

To make something perverted.

Sam perfertified the word graduated cylinder, by relating it to something else.

by jpatt February 23, 2005

pervort

an extreme, yet not intense, way to express the disgusting and sexual needs in which a horny person is excited.

also, is often used as a racial negro slur when offending an african american

may be used in a sexual reference

may also be used when referring to sea monkeys

can also be used when referring to the sexual pleasure with the creative use of marionettes.

-Portuguese Steve is a very big pervort because he is a fan of the younger race, children. He likes to use his pervortish charm to molest the children with balloons and dildos.

-"Yo man, you completely pervort, forreal yo. Pervort, you whack, bitch."-directed to black person

-"Oh baby, your pervorted ways turn me on. I keep dreaming of how you stick your pervort in me sideways."

-The little pervorts swam through the sea like a school of fish.

-"Oh, Ezekiel, i love it when you make the pervort touch me. Those strings hanging from your teeth really add in that sexual feeling."

by minutemaid bawls August 1, 2009

pervert in the weeds

Not fully considering all the issues that could present themselves in a situation.

"Let's make sure to test all features of the product, we don't want a pervert in the weeds"

by YSOSRSMAN June 12, 2018

PERVERTISM

When someone is a pervert it is called pervertism!

Ew that's pervertism

by Jeffysayswhatsayin May 11, 2020

Conversation pervert

Someone who listens in on other people's conversations. An eavesdropper.

Person1: Hi, I like badgers, they're pretty cool.
Person2: Yeah they are.

Randomer: I agree, badgers are awesome!

Person1&2: Uhh okay.... conversation pervert.
>.>

by eggybreadhead January 13, 2011