Peeves

Peeves is the Hogwarts poltergeist. Everyone hates him. He floats through the corridors reeking havoc. Argus Filch, the Hogwarts caretaker, has been trying to get him thrown out of the castle for a long time. He will only listen to The Bloody Baron, the Slytherin ghost.

Peeves was sining a song of his own composition:
"We did it! We bashed him! Wee Potter's the one! And Voldy's gone moldy so now let's have fun!"
-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Peeves was found writing rude words on the chalkboard."

by Becca :) May 6, 2008

Closet Pervert

This term has its origins in Japan, where Japanese perverts share a common addiction: They love dirty school girl's panties.

NOT, and I repeat NOT the same thing as a gay man who hasn't left the closet yet.

Closet pervert is a term generally used to describe creepy men who seem as though they're hiding a nasty (very nasty) fetish from the world.

Fujiki: That man is creepy.
Sarah: He must be a closet pervert.

by vivaci January 19, 2010

Pervert 5000

the epitimy of being a pervert

"I was getting a lap dance by a beautiful woman, while my friend was drinking a beer at the table, by himself, looking like a pervert 5000."

"Yeah, John has been to the gentlemen's club every day this week and spent his whole paycheck. He is officially a pervert 5000."

by ole'dad13 June 28, 2009

peeves

similar to ceebs, derived from PVS (persistent vegetative state). It denotes a greater laziness or lack of motivation to act.

Lee: You know, I ceebs to go to English class today.
John: I peeves to get out of my bed and give a fuck about life.

by philjohn October 16, 2019

pervert

see bayat

A person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior.

That Pervert is staring at my breasts.

by UB March 13, 2004

perversion excursion

when your internet is down and it's time to make a trip to the smut shop

i forgot to pay my internet bill, i need a perversion excursion yo!

by j caviston April 15, 2008

google pervert

a person who searches on a search engine for porn or hentai to look at and possibly masturbate to. while google is the most common, many other search engines are used to satisfy their needs, many times search engines which are not used to find pics, i.e. urban dictionary's search engine or newgrounds search engine. the less intended purpose the more perverted.

google pervert: I'm gonna find some pokemon hentai on google!
normal person: my god...

by thegreatmonkey April 30, 2005