Percus

When a poo is hanging out of your bottom

Bronwen: What's a word that rhymes with circus?
Hannah: Percus

by c76mb March 3, 2022

percussasyllabi fication.

Scat singing, but with words that have meaning.

I.e. Sammy Rae.

Sammy Rae music is so bussin. It’s almost percussasyllabi fication.

by No longer hairy ass April 22, 2023

Ballbag Percussion

The noise made giving a girl a hiding where ones balls slaps against their ass.

"I banged Shirley the other day and orchestrated Ballbag Percussion".

by Big Dilney March 27, 2015

A Percussive Spoog

Any spoog sounding a rhythm, of sorts, on impact

It was far from a percussive spoog to be honest

by Mr G. Wankershaw June 7, 2019

accidental wurlitzer leg percussion

When the funk is too strong and the leg of the keyboard wants to join in. First seen in sky mall by Vulfpeck.

"I love Sky Mall!"
"Yeah, that song was so funky, it even had accidental wurlitzer leg percussion."

by seagullsoars February 6, 2018

Middle School Percussionist

Sitting in a corner in the music room crying about your depression until you need to stand up to play hotcross buns before sitting back down and resuming, only pausing when your friend who plays the baritone gets their finger stuck in it and goes to play the bass drum.

I hate being a middle school percussionist

by GamerOfStrategy November 3, 2021

percussionists

sex obsessed perverts

You stupid percussionists, stop touching my ass

by bchicks March 14, 2003