Pepsi

The main substitute for coke... both spend tens of millions of dollars on advertising a year and the effect is...

Customer: can i have a can of coke please?

Barman: sorry mate, only got Pepsi

Customer: that'll do!

by pat August 26, 2003

Pedosexual

Some sick human being that sexually attracted to children that thinks Society excepts them cause there part of lgbtq+ for some stupid ass reason

Sara:what’s ur sexuality I’m lesbian

Mark: I’m pedosexual
Sara:get out of my fucking house u r disgusting in every way

Mark: r u against pedosexuals

Sara: yes u say ur part of lgbtq+ doesn’t mean anyone likes pedosexuals ur disgusting

by Dumb_bitch_101 December 15, 2019

Pedosexual

1. When someone gets intense sexual feelings for another person whom is underage.
2. Pedophilia with extra steps

Jim is a pedosexual,he wants to fuck my child

by Long schlong larry April 20, 2018

Pedosexual

A dipshit who says there in the lgbtq+ community but there not, and it’s illegal.

Joe: Whats your sexuality?
Bob: Im pedosexual!
Joe: No your not dipshit you belong in jail

by Dinosaur47 January 26, 2020

PepsiCowned

The harsh economic reality of many online gamers who think they're cool because they can type quickly in 1337 and have other trendy "cyber" skills but end up getting pwnd in the real world because they work for Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, KFC, or the sub shop, they smell funny, and they live in their parents' basements.

My boss at Burger Nazi gave me the boot because I stole money out of the drawer to buy a PS3 on eBay. Man, that sucks! I totally got PepsiCowned.

by Mr. Dude Man November 26, 2006

Pelosi It

The act of destroying or shredding a document.

Seller: “We received your payment today. You already paid your bill this month, so there isn’t anything due. What do you want us to do with the check?”

Customer: “Thanks for letting me know...just Pelosi it.”

by imakeeper14 February 5, 2020

Pepovo táta

Opustit,zmizet,mizící,neviditelný

Tvůj táta je jak Pepovo táta,taky vás opustil. Moje peníze jsou,jak Pepovo táta ,taky rychle mizí , když uděláš velkou chybu.
Mizíš rychle , jak Pepovo táta . Hele já tě neviděl jsi neviditělný , jak Pepovo táa

by Pandalord2006 November 12, 2020