Penciltration

The act of slipping an object such as a pen or pencil in one's nose or ear as if no one else would notice. This is sometimes followed by smelling it or putting it in ones mouth.

Paul: "Did you see Stephen slip that pen up his nose during our 10:00 meeting? Talk about input."

Jimmy: "That was the deepest penciltration I've ever seen."

by Horshack April 8, 2010

Pencil

1. Male that comes into chat as *number.number inches* and loves all the ladies. He's also known to only say 1 or 2 words to most of them before trying to get them in bed and bang them!

2. He's also a sweet guy who doesn't always think with his pencil! Takes the time to chill out and breathe and help you with your problems rather it's about sex or not!

Pencil: :o Heyy!!
Lady 1: Hello.
Lady 2: Hey Pencil..
Pencil: Okay, Now let's have sex.


*What happens in the PC stays in the PC..*

by This is bullshit! January 16, 2009

Who put twenty pence in you

When someone decides to pipe up n chat utter shit and their comment was not wanted or irrelevant

Jess "oh my god Gary your a fukn dickhead"

Gary "fukn hell who put twenty pence in you fuk off

by Banterbus September 11, 2016

Pencil

A dude that goes into a chat under
*number.numer*inches and loves all the ladies. He's only known to say 1 or 2 words to them before trying to jump them in bed and bang them!

On other hand he does take time to chill and breathe while helping others rather their problem is about sex or not! ;) haha. This is lame I know!

Pencil: Hi.
Lady 1: Hello!
Lady 2: Heyy!
Pencil: Ok, Now let's have sex.

by This Is Bullshit. January 15, 2009

I'll pencil you in

This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.

"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be erased) "you in" (to my schedule book).

Ozzy: Hey, can I come up to your big fancy office and make fun of you?
Boohiss: Er. I'm kinda busy this week. Tell you what, I'll pencil you in for 4:30 on Thursday.

by boohiss May 20, 2004

pecs

The shortened form of the word pectoralis major. Guys who take good care of there body and keep a physically active life style tend to get these. They are located in the area where women have there tits. Namely the chest. Girls like a good looking guy with nice pecs. They are usaually very muscular. They look nice too. Wish i had nice pecs.

My best friend Nick, took off his shirt and showed off his pecs. The girls love him.

by Kailua boy January 31, 2004

Pencil Eraser Nipples

Perfectly cylindrical tips, roughly the size and color of their namesake.

Her pencil eraser nipples looked like the end of a No. 2 pencil.

by deftonepiper October 28, 2008