Aiden Pearce

THE MOST FUCKING BADASS PERSON ON THE PLANET HE FUCKING HACKS P30PLE AND FUCKING MURDERS THOSE Pigs

Aiden pearce is the fucking best

by ((H E L L O)) May 15, 2018

Father of Pearl

When you cum in the shower, and the ejaculate forms small, pearl shaped clumps.

P1: Hey, did you get your girlfriend that pearl necklace she was asking for?

P2: Nah man, I let her jerk me off in the shower and gave her my father of pearl instead

by meatyA June 18, 2016

pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018

pearlyn

A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.

She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.

Pearlyn: I'll always be here for you! You can count on that

by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013

PearPhone

a nickelodeon tech thing

is that a pearphone?!

by Popp Hunna May 11, 2021

mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out

I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl

by sponged March 11, 2015