by Jeffrey Douglas November 25, 2006
Get the stonewall penaltymug. 1) The only time you get to take a ride in Ol' Sparky on the states dime.
2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.
2) An easy way out of life for a criminal.
1) A murderer loves the death penalty, while the victims' family grieves over their loss the killer gets a peaceful free ticket out of life.
2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"
3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.
2) Family says, "Burn in hell murderer". Murderer say, "Ha Ha suckers you have to live your entire life with the pain and I get to rest in peace." Family say, "Damn, we got screwed"
3) The fetus was sentenced to the death penalty when it's mother aborted it.
by Mr. MD January 26, 2007
Get the death penaltymug. A friend that you don't want to stop being friends with, but they are always the source of bad shit, aka penalties.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
*You often have to pay for things for them because they "forgot their wallet".
*Every time you're trying to score a number, they come over and say something to ruin your chances.
*They're always saying things around others that get you into fights, or almost do.
*Every time you plan a night out with them they cancel and you're left trying to figure out what to do.
Friend: "Hey man I saw you talking to that girl, did you get her number?"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
You: "Nah man, X came over and said Y... then she took off."
Friend: "Damn, that sucks. Why would he say that?"
You: "friends with penalties shakes head"
by Bot7143 December 27, 2014
Get the friends with penaltiesmug. When a sexual act is perform on a partner against her will or knowledge during copulation and has to perform oral sex for 2 minutes as a penalty.
As seen in the up coming pornography flick, Mighty Dicks: Gordon Mom-slay. When Dean Portman donkey punches Charley's mom and then is sent to the Penalty Box by having to go down on her for 2 minutes.
by chubbymuffslayer69 April 23, 2009
Get the Penalty Boxmug. A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.
I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!
by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021
Get the Penalty Boxmug. by Marc2.0 July 29, 2023
Get the penalty footcasemug. the absolute fucking nightmare encountered when playing gran turismo sport
fuck the penalty system, seriously
fuck the penalty system, seriously
penalty system:
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND
Punt someone off track: NO PENALTY
Rammed off track: 5 SECOND TIME PENALTY AND SLOW DOWN FOR 1 SECOND
by the_UD_traveller October 6, 2020
Get the penalty systemmug.