Penal object

Any object regarding or related to the penis. Often inserted into various corals or used to excrete sperm or excretorial fluids.

Jeff wrapped his penal object in a candy bar wrapper because he lost his condoms and inserted the object into the woman's vaginal corals.

by coralman June 11, 2010

penal sex

when a penis enters a vagina

yesterday i had penal sex with my boyfriend in the pub after, my vagina hurt
we had sex

by romance girl January 13, 2009

penal sheath

The holdster (Ballsack) for the man rifle(cock)

That dudes penal sheath was so small it couldnt hold is rifle

by 2ndRedd April 4, 2009

penal combustion

It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.

penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head

by bastardized bottomburp May 19, 2003

penal colony

A colony full of penisuses.

Man, it must suck being sent to a penal colony as a straight dude.

by Lifesgambit January 4, 2017

Penal Colony

Ye Olde term for a group of penii that have been Castrated from their original hosts.
These colonies exist for the benefit of England, by enslaving Penii they can command them to do their bidding.

Democratic Wanksta 1-"Ahhhhh shit the Penal Colony is Coming"
1337 H4xx0r-"Meh?"

by Deus_ExPimp July 25, 2003

penal combustion

The undelightful mishap which happens during creamation where your Penicular organ combusts, or explodifies.

I was about to have the greatest sex, until i had a penal combustion

by Mikey-o April 27, 2003