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triple crown of penetration

within any 24 hr period, if you shoot 3 separate loads into 3 separate orifices (mouth, snatch and ass)in no specific order, you have achieved the esteemed "triple crown of penetration"

the "tcop" only pertains to natural orifices

if you create a new orifice and subsequently fuck and nut in that orifice, you are automatically disqualified because you are way to fucked up
It was cold and rainy all weekend, so "insert girlfriends name" and I chilled in, and by the way, I worked a "triple crown of penetration" (the crowd roars)
by buddyluv January 26, 2004
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double penetration

Simultanious penetration of a women's vagina and anus by two men
by Dr. Porn September 4, 2003
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double penetration

i just got double penetration from these two hot guys!
by dpqueen November 28, 2006
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Penetration Specialist

Penetration Specialist; noun, A trained body piercer who is current on methods, piercing, and proper sterilization. A true Penetration Specialist sees body piercing as an art form, not just a job and goes out of their way to help their customers find piercings suitable to their anatomy and lifestyles.
Rock explained to me that the shape of my ear and my construction job made an industrial a risky choice for a body piercing. He did an awesome conch on me instead. He is a real Penetration Specialist!
by Kowulz January 13, 2008
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penetrode

A trode, able to penetrate someone's cornhole

Popularized in the Office Space movie. Peter Gibbons mistaken it for the name of the company.
My life at Penetrode, or What did you do for the company
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penetration

Penetration is the medical term for the penis entering into the vagina. It's a good way term for talking about sex if one wants to seem mature. Even if you're a dirty little pervert, you'll sound like sex is more than just an emotionless action caused by hormones if you call it 'penetration' rather than 'fucking around,' 'doing it,' etc.
Dude 1: Did you fucked your girlfriend last night?

Dude 2: Penetration occured and I depostited my semen inside of her vagina.

Dude 1: What the fuck? You're a frat boy, you don't talk like that.

Dude 2: I know, but I sure sound mature, don't I?
by Tit For Twat January 31, 2007
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A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.

Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!

Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
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