Puffle

A couple of puffs.

Hey - can I have a puffle of your vape?

by Bambidood January 5, 2023

arse piffle

arse piffle...bollocks,rubbish,lies,total bullshit.

What ????? Im not having it you just won 26 million on the lottery,scored a pornstar girlfriend etc etc, thats just a bunch of f**king ARSE PIFFLE.
You know the type of person who has done everything you have, better than you or done it twice,got two of those or knows someone better??? they talk ARSE PIFFLE.

by Wayne STUNT December 7, 2007

pifflenut

A nut of poo stuck to your bum hairs, sometimes you pick it, flick it at the wall or lampshade and whoever makes it go 'ping' wins!

iv got a pifflenut, lets play piffle wars.

by Aytumz April 28, 2008

piffle

Piffle is the word that you use to exclaim your feelings. Piffle can be used to describe ANY feeling(like anger, sadness, regret, etc.) despite its inappropriateness in the situation(*your at a funeral* "PIFFLE!"). "Piffle" is a complete sentence. It does not need any other words accompanying it for it to do its magic.

Piffle!

by Nalin Plad June 27, 2019

piffle

is a French whistle. Not unlike a penny whistle but smaller.

During the recent demonstrations on the streets of Paris, many a piffle could be heard up and down the Champs Elysee.

by Bison Jack September 25, 2013

puffle

a ladylike word for air that comes out of a butt; synonyms = fart, toot

oops, I puffled! teehee

by redheadjen October 19, 2005

Piffle

A piffle is an amount of a substance such as jelly or cream.
2 piffles is one plop and 2 plops is one dollop.
Therefore, 4 piffles is one dollop.

3 dollops is one ladle and 3 ladles is one cauldron.
6 plops is one ladle and 12 piffles is one ladle.
18 plops is one cauldron, 36 piffles is one cauldron and 9 dollops is one cauldron.

Person 1: Can I have a dollop of cream on the side?

Person 2: So 4 piffles?

Person 1: Yeah

by dollopman November 13, 2011