Penistocracy

Noun combining the root word and noun "penis" with the and combining noun form "-cracy," a suffix which menas "form of government, social or political class, and theory of social organization."

Penistocracy Definitions:

1 : government by the biggest dick or by a group of small, but nevertheless dickish dicks; also, government by the biggest pricks or assholes

2 a : a government in which power is vested (see 2vest 1a) in a minority consisting of those who are the most dickish

2 b : a state with such a government

3 : a governing body or upper class usually made up of a hereditary nobility a member of a penistocracy

4 : a class or group of people believed to be superior (as in rank, wealth, or intellect) an intellectual penistocracy

The Orokin penistocracy was overthrown by the Tenno and the Lotus.

by Rhekemi June 15, 2018

penistagger

a person who keeps track of all the dicks they have sucked by heart

Bro you're such a penistagger.

by Shoemaker69 November 14, 2018

peesistant

When your dog is resisting going to the bathroom when you need them to.

I was running late to a meeting because Fido was being peesistant. He can just hold it for another 5 hours if he is going to be like that.

by Claymax2 August 28, 2019

preistiture

When that Dumb ass bitch can’t even spell her own profession.

Prostitute: I am a preistiture!
Me: you dumb ass bitch, now you are going to get it!

by Farmer Jahn June 5, 2020

penist

a person who assumes one's penis size

"Wow, you assumed my penis is big. That's penist"

by smallpeem April 29, 2021

Peeism

The philosophy of not being dumb and actually looking into stuff more than just what someone else says and developing your own opinions while they aren't being affected by someone else and being yourself, while also not shaming people that don't believe what you don't believe, because that causes pooism.

"Man I have no clue why more people don't use Peeism more, it's just right"
"Yeah, people are just dumb"

by PeeZus420 November 1, 2021

Gay preist

a delectable food made up of dought and m and m's called a cookie

me: thats gay preist

by mega_gay_priest June 14, 2021