A place where straight male prisoners who have committed particularly heinous crimes are sent -- typical penile colonies are on distant islands and are primarily inhabited by F47707s who have also committed particularly heinous crimes.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
The straight male prisoner of such a colony is subsequently subjected to repeated unwelcome cornholing by the gay inmates.
Hey, didjya hear that Bernie in New Seattle hosed down all of those schoolchildren and got sentenced to life in a penile colony?
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A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
A black version of the Ticonderoga is the rarest pencil known to man. It is the only pencil greater than the regulation color type. Removing one of these from the roof of a library is the equivalent of Arthur removing the sword in the stone. And, as you may already know, the Ticonderoga is mightier than the sword.
Jimmy Jam - Hey bros, do you have a writing utensil for this scantron test?
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
Johnny Ticonderoga - I got a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, but no, you can't borrow it.
Jimmy Jam - Oh, you dick!
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