paynis

liam paynes dick; it brings pleasure and pain at the same time.

Dude, I just met a guy with a great paynis.

by cutecumber October 5, 2015

Paenus

When a penis that's in pain.

When a mans penis really hurts. His penis is called a paenus.

by TrollBananaMan123 May 21, 2017

pannus

A large roll of abdominal fat which can extend anywhere from the genitals to, in some cases, all the way past the knees.

That woman is so fat, she has her pannus tucked into her pants!

by rmosler August 3, 2006

Panus

A penis coming out of one's anus

My dick hurt when i sat on my panus!

by Dr. blowjob May 24, 2011

stiff panus

A pretentious little motherfucker who likes to dress up as a scaly brown lizard.

He sucks, a lot... and takes it in the bum bum.

Ralph: Woah, John, that guy is taking it in the ass in public!
John: Yeah dude, that guy is SUCH a stiff panus.

by TremulantRock December 5, 2004

painuss

a mans penis. the end. 1234556849032840328490238490328948239048

My painuss is on fire blow it out!

by Caroline motha fuckin Price bitch. April 11, 2005

Painus

A large split in the anus.

Floyd - "Wow I didnt realise you were so big...and rough"

Dad - "sorry about the painus son."

by Sam & Lee May 19, 2008