pawdicure

Trimming a dog or cats nails.

I took FiFi to the groomer to get a pawdicure; her nails were getting really long.

by Momus the Sarcastic August 14, 2011

Meat Paws

Meat Paws occurs when you are really fat, when your hands swell up till they resemble paws.

omg, did you see that girl? She had meat paws!

by Rlvers March 27, 2011

PASD

PASD (Post Awesome Stress Disorder) When you just returned from a 7 day yacht trip and normal tasks no longer feel "normal". Symptoms: Recurrent fist-pumping during meetings, grocery shopping, phone calls, etc. When giving directions, instead of saying "turn left", you say "port!". You sleep all day and party all night. When you meet your friends at a bar, they order a beer and you order a 6L bottle of Belvedere Vodka. Your response to every question is "Fuckin' Max".

"Dude, I'm totally suffering from PASD"

by 5555416280303 July 19, 2014

Pawsitive procrastination

Derived from "positive procrastination". Positive procrastination is when you put off doing an urgent task by doing less urgent activities (such as cleaning, working out, running errands, ect.). Pawsitive procrastination is like positive procrastination, but specifically using pet care/attention activities to avoid work.

My term paper is due tonight but I am engaged in pawsitive procrastination by taking my dog on an extra walk today.

by Valkling October 9, 2020

Pussy Paws

When a seemily classy woman exits the restroom without washing her hands.

Hey Jessica, don’t use the fork she gave you, she has pussy paws.

by Jess&Chris March 11, 2019

pawnd

A stupid variation of the word pwned, coined by h4x0rs mainly spending their lives on a chat/file sharing program called KDX.

A worthless term.

Me: Holy Jesus Christ, Rebecca is fucking FAT.
h4x0r: PAWND!

by Jesus September 27, 2004

Pawsum

A combination of the words "Awesome", "p", and "um" Is an adjective, noun, and a verb. Can be used in both a positive and negative manner.

Tucker:Dude Alex, did you see that jump by matt? It was totally Pawsum.
Alex: Yea bro, it was the pawsumest.

Or:

Tucker:Wow did you hear that Jerm raped his dog, What a pawsum...

Alex: I HATE HIM

Matt:Buttsex is totally pawsum, so is iowa.

by Dildo "jamal" Baggins January 17, 2008