PASD 

PASD (Post Awesome Stress Disorder) When you just returned from a 7 day yacht trip and normal tasks no longer feel "normal". Symptoms: Recurrent fist-pumping during meetings, grocery shopping, phone calls, etc. When giving directions, instead of saying "turn left", you say "port!". You sleep all day and party all night. When you meet your friends at a bar, they order a beer and you order a 6L bottle of Belvedere Vodka. Your response to every question is "Fuckin' Max".

"Dude, I'm totally suffering from PASD"

PASD by 5555416280303 July 19, 2014

PASD 

Short for “Post American Stress Disorder”. The syndrome you develop when you move away from America (e.g. to Europe or any comparable developed country) and realize how politically oppressed, economically enslaved and financially dependent you used to be and that you can now live free of debt, judgement, discrimination and police violence as well as obtain universal healthcare and free education, and not be subjected to arbitrary and corrupt common law and crooked judges. Can take a lifetime to overcome this condition.

“Really? The doctor will not send me a surprise bill? You’re fucking with me, right?!”

“Bro, chill, it’s your PASD. Here, have a beer at 10:00 a.m., nobody cares!”

PASD by Reenson February 21, 2018

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The true last stage of boredom, when at this point you are just typing stuff.

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zqxwcvrbtnymu,i.o/pasdfghjkl by MatBobOlivia1234 November 2, 2021

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trying to stay not bored so your writing in urban dictionary

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Pasdetude 

Pas-de-tude: Adjective, Pronounce (pah-de-tood)- Is a hybrid-word originated in The South of France, a place where rude, arrogant people are rampant. The prefix "Pas" in French means "NOT", "DE" means "OF" and "TUDE" is an English suffix borrowed from the word "ATTI-TUDE". Full translation simply means, lack of snobbery, refreshingly not arrogantly, surprisingly nice, kind, normal, easy going.

I had a great day in Saint Tropez, at Club 55 a popular Summer haunt for celebrities and tres chic folk. I didn't know what to expect from the Club 55 staff, but to my amazement they were completely pasdetude. Amazeballs!!!

Pasdetude by RaRa1 September 1, 2013

Adrian Pasdar 

Smoulderingly handsome actor and director, currently most well known for his role playing the character Nathan Petrelli in the TV series 'Heroes'.

Born April 30, 1965. His classy good looks and high intelligence come from his father, an Iranian surgeon and his mother, a German nurse and later an English teacher.

Got into acting following a near fatal car accident when he was 19 which destroyed a promising professional football career.

Married the highly intelligent and bravely outspoken musician Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks in 2000.

And he's got a very hot butt!

Adrian Pasdar is a perfect example of posh totty - classy, swarve, exotic, manly, intelligent, cockilicious, bootilicious.

Adrian Pasdar by Witch of the West October 11, 2007

pasdict 

The situation where something was said by someone else and a good or effective response only comes to mind afterwards, often when too late to use. The roots of the word are past and diction.

Things you wish you had said at the time.
Can also be used as pasdiction - an instance of pasdict, pasdictedly - a prior pasdict, pasticter - one who has pasticted.

A belated pasdict made him chuckle to himself, though he wished he had been quick witted enough to say it at the time.

Pastictedly the perfect response came to mind.
Always the pasdicter, words and phrases now rushed into his head, too late to be useful.

pasdict by phlobton January 23, 2024