Pussikalja

Buying a grocery bag (preferably plastic) full of beer and enjoying it with friends or the local pigeon lady in a park or any other outdoorsy location.

On a scale from 1 to 10 how desperate are you? How about a pussikalja?

by ptsydck June 12, 2018

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

Crumb-Passion

Similar to the definition of “Compassion” but it’s when someone defends and cares for a person(s) of the criminal element aka “Crumb”.

That guy got a bunch of citations because his car is completely illegal.

Masutani - “Wow, that’s prick he’s a good guy. How’s he suppose to get ahead when he keeps getting fucked with?”

Ahh typical Masutani, always showing Crumb-Passion.

by Peter Lau June 12, 2023

Hierarchy of passion

Face is more intimate than genitals which is more intimate than hands.

1. Kissing (most passionate)
2. Blowjob
3. Sex
4. Handjob (least passionate)

Did you guys kiss?
No, wasn’t ready for that yet. It’s too high on the hierarchy of passion.

by BrysonStrong November 7, 2021

I Hate It With A Burning Passion

A phrase which you means you feel extremely intense hatred for something.

Person A: Do you want to play Superman 64 with me?

Person B: Absolutely not! Are you nuts? I hate it with a burning passion!

by Dray’s Dictionary June 23, 2021

Passive Bitchive

Mostly woman-to-woman phenomena, passive bitchive behaviour is a common form of covert abuse related to individuals who are bitches under cover.

There is a thin line between being a bitch to being a passive bitchive person. When a girl is a behaving as bitch to you, you know that you've been abused. It is easily identified. Passive bitchive behaviour is disguised by actions that seem to be innocent but are in fact a sophisticated way of expressing one bitchiness.

Passive bitchive behavior stems from the need to behave cruelly in an indirect way.

Fat Jane: "Do you think I look good in this jeans?"
Liz the bitch: "you gained a bit of weight didn't you?!?!"
Passive Bitchive Liz: "I love it, it highlights your curves"

Fat Jane: "can you set me up with your friend?"
Liz the bitch: "You are way out of you're league hun..."
Passive Bitchive Liz: "Sure hun, hope he'll like you though"

by Eyalc September 11, 2011

Passion Pistol

A manly term for a mans penis when it ejaculates during intercourse or masterbation. Usually used in conjunction with a comeback to an insult or to sound manly when describing intercourse with a female.

In response to an insult:

Tom:"John your a freak"
John:"Dude, I shot your mam in the face with my passion pistol
Tom:"..."
Gary:"Tom, You just got tortured ha ha ha"

In response to intercourse with a female:

Larry:"So me and Rachel went back to hers"
Harry:"You's do it?"
Larry:"Too rights, I shot 6 rounds into her with my passion pistol and she screamed in pleasure. She blew off the smoke and I reloaded for another kill"
Harry:"LOL"

by Dan Dan the Sax Man October 29, 2007