Parked

A Hood Slang meaning a Car got shot at and the driver died

Parked that Car!

Parked by slimekrew1c September 26, 2025

Parked

When something lacks any noteworthy features, and is uninteresting.

Another way of saying "bland", "boring", or a less intense version of "clapped".

Did you see Cassie's fit? Shi was so parked.

Parked by CrazyRocky December 13, 2025

Parked

The opposite of being high from cannabis/marijuana.

I don’t like being parked. I’d rather smoke a big L and get stoned.

Parked by Meehow001 March 31, 2026

parked a fart 

The art of farting in a location, leaving the location and returning minutes even sometimes hours later to the smell of the fart still going strong.

Scottie parked a fart today in the car on the way to the gas station. We stopped to pump gas, went inside and I got a coffee and he got some smokes. When we got back in the car it still smelled like ass.

parked a fart by Bald Boy February 18, 2018

Parked in the Alley 

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

Parked in the Alley by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Parked On Bateson Street 

To be angry, furious, to be beside yourself with rage, consumed by anger and hatred.

“She was fuming when she got in last night, she’s a face on her like someone had parked on Bateson street”

“Come on mate, calm down, he didn’t mean to spill your pint - you’re acting like someone’s parked on Bateson Street

Parked On Bateson Street by MattersMore May 28, 2020

parked a tiger 

The post tense of having parked ones stomach contents somewhere. The term is most appropriate for sudden involuntary regurgitation where the parking site is particularly unfortunate, and causes distress for all concerned.

I'm never taking a drunk scrubber home again; the last one parked a tiger in my bed!

parked a tiger by Aaaardvark November 26, 2006