stupid, anorexic, bitchy woman with 15million different animals who probably have more designer outfits that MOST PEOPLE. this is bloody unbelievable.
she is also incredibly rich, mainly because she is an heiress and her name is Hilton. nobody likes her, apart from all the 8-12 year old tweenagers who look up to her for being all rich, skinny, blonde, tanned and crap. (everyone else just tuts and shakes their heads at her whilst privatly envying her blondeness, skinniness, tannedness and crapness. well, sort of). a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat role model, i am SO sure.
she is actually a brand, as opposed to being a real person: she is a pop singer, a model, has her own perfume range, ect ect ect zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
what she HASNT realized yet is that she is almost universally hated, and would do the world a huge cheesy quaver if she went and, erm, died.
and that is it.
she is also incredibly rich, mainly because she is an heiress and her name is Hilton. nobody likes her, apart from all the 8-12 year old tweenagers who look up to her for being all rich, skinny, blonde, tanned and crap. (everyone else just tuts and shakes their heads at her whilst privatly envying her blondeness, skinniness, tannedness and crapness. well, sort of). a grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreat role model, i am SO sure.
she is actually a brand, as opposed to being a real person: she is a pop singer, a model, has her own perfume range, ect ect ect zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
what she HASNT realized yet is that she is almost universally hated, and would do the world a huge cheesy quaver if she went and, erm, died.
and that is it.
paris hilton: omg, i am just soooo totally like the ruler of the entire world (well, the US and UK), i am the luckiest, most pretty girl in the--
person with a brain: shut your head, you stupid blonde bimbo beeyotch.
paris: omg i like so cant believe you just said that. i am, like, so gonna sue you 19m.
person with a brain: i dont have 19m.
paris: well i do hahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
person with a brain's revolver: BANG.
oh dear no more paris. the world is spared from stupid blonde bimboesqeness!!!!!!!!
person with a brain: shut your head, you stupid blonde bimbo beeyotch.
paris: omg i like so cant believe you just said that. i am, like, so gonna sue you 19m.
person with a brain: i dont have 19m.
paris: well i do hahahahahahahahahahahahaha--
person with a brain's revolver: BANG.
oh dear no more paris. the world is spared from stupid blonde bimboesqeness!!!!!!!!
by emo_goth!!! November 17, 2006
A nasty, cum guzzling whore who is only "famous" for a shitty sex tape and flashing her hairy vagina to the world.
Damn that bitch is such a whore she needs to get the Paris Hilton House of Wax treatment.
Or, I dont care how skinny Nicole Richie is, she can still beat the hell out of skanky mc skank Paris anyday!
Or, I dont care how skinny Nicole Richie is, she can still beat the hell out of skanky mc skank Paris anyday!
by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006
There are two kinds of Paris Hiltons.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
One looks vacant but it has had lots of people stay for a short while inside. There is probably some guy waiting outside to welcome people in, and you might hear the sounds of chatter coming from inside but it doesn't make any sense. It was only after people realized that it had a famous name, together with a half-assed reconstruction job on its outside that it began to be noticed. But mostly it is known because it welcomes anybody through its main entrance, and if you know the way around you can also get in through the back door.
The other one is a hotel in France.
I stayed in Paris Hilton one night but the whole place stank.
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
Poor you. Why not choose the hotel in France?
No, it's not a hotel. It's a flop house. And where's France?
by twistedblister December 8, 2010
(Bob pulls into the parking lot and gets the space right in front of the entrance)
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
Alice: You can't park there! I park in that spot everyday so you have to move your car.
Bob: As if! You can't just Paris-Hilton the parking spot! I'm going to leave my car right where it is.
by Dawn MacDonald June 8, 2007
1. A high school drop out with a room temperature IQ who inherited a large fortune. She is primarily known for her amateur porn publicity stunt, pretending to be a model, and lip-syncing music which she had no creative connection to.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
2. Another name for a crack whore. This term gets its name from the eponymous celebrity imbecile.
1. Paris Hilton is a bad influence on children because she espouses the philosophy that fame is more desirable than talent, intellect, or moral integrity.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
2. As I drive down a street, I observe Paris Hilton getting in and out of several parked cars.
by Majestic Lizard May 13, 2007
A greasy face ass female who was trying to fuck Chris Brown and cause Rihanna to get shitty and slap the shit outta Chris in return caused him to unleash one of the worst ass wuppings ever experienced
Paris Hilton: Hey Chris you wanna fuck tonight
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
Rihanna: Ehh whu deh fuhc es dehs behtch...Slaaaaap...Rihanna slapping the shit outta Chris
Chris: Bitch what the fuck is wrong with you....SLAP,POW,KA BOOM, BANG & Foot up the ass
by Bunk1998 February 14, 2009
Guy#1 "Dude, what are you gonna do with all that shit?"
Guy#2 "WTF do you think Im gonna do with it? Im going to pour it into my paris hilton!"
Guy#2 "WTF do you think Im gonna do with it? Im going to pour it into my paris hilton!"
by H8tehFuckingWorld September 14, 2009