Parcheesi Team

When there are two lanes on a highway and there are two cars next to each other going exactly the same speed, and you cant pass them, just like in the game parcheesi.

first dude: "SHIT!"

second dude: "What?!?"

first dude: "Theres a fuckin PARCHEESI TEAM in front of us."

second dude: "FUUUCKK! we'll never get to the party in time for the __________ (fill in the best thing partys have :)"

by ~{enter pseudonym here}~ December 3, 2010

Porched

To get a blow job in plain sight while sitting on the porch. Typically, both people are extremely intoxicated.

Holy crap! Bob was so wasted last night, he got porched by that nasty girl.

by SichuanGourmet October 1, 2018

Parcher

Jessica and Britney Parcher.Aka the fuckin Shit.

Wow,did you see jessica and britney Parcher,There the fuckin Shit.

by Jessica parcher April 20, 2008

parchelle

A roach covered thot. A fake marchelle.

Here comes parchelle , I don't want her in my house.

by sallytatted November 26, 2014

Soul Patched

The act of sharting (See: Shart) on a woman’s chin while she is performing oral sex.

“Dude last night Kim was giving me a hummer and it relaxed me so much I sharted and Soul Patched her.”

by Narcess July 13, 2007

patched

to be extremely high

throy was patched off his ass..

by espy May 17, 2005

perched

When fucking a woman against the wall, one removes ones hand and the woman perches on the dick.

She was perched on my dick for a good 10 minutes!

You should have seen the bird perching on my dick last night.

I like it when she wiggles while she perches on my dick.

by Sam Kaci December 2, 2007