by Bruh-dude June 15, 2021
Get the Minor elevation paranoia mug.a mental condition characterized by delusions of persecution, unwarranted jealousy, or exaggerated self-importance, typically elaborated into an organized system given by reading tweets. A person would think, when they see someone subtweet, it is about them.
Tweet: She just gave me the nastiest lasagna ever.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
Jim: I saw your tweet. You could've just told me you didn't like my cooking.
John: What are you even talking about? You never even cooked me lasagna. That tweet wasn't about you.
Jim: I'm sorry. I guess I have a case of subtweet paranoia.
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by Bennisanarchy February 29, 2008
Get the Paranoia mug.The condition of someone being frantically suspicious/cautious or intensely emo and shut-in.
This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone.
A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people.
Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to:
ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations.
"Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits on the bench across that street, your uncle, the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), black people, street bums, local, national, or international gangs, and Paranoia support groups.
Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.
This mental instability usually occurs when the victim is in small groups or alone.
A person who is paranoid may very well be convinced that they're being watched by a wide assortment of imaginary figures &/or "real" people.
Imaginary figures may include, but are not limited to:
ninjas, pirates, zombies, the FBI, aliens, shonen bat, pokemon, "nothing", cats in the ceiling, snow monsters, ghosts, demons, and/or secret organizations.
"Real" people may include a creepy old person you saw at the supermarket, that veteran who sits on the bench across that street, your uncle, the police, the FBI, joggers, TLA's(three-letter-agencies), your other uncle, gangsters(or gangstahz), black people, street bums, local, national, or international gangs, and Paranoia support groups.
Many fears can easily stem directly from paranoia. Contrary to popular belief, the fear of the dark is also a byproduct of paranoia.
Pirate nerd in a dark hallway: "It's just a bunch of ninjas... it's just a bunch of ninjas!!! Goddamn sneaky bastards!!!"
Paranoia Guy: "Those damn black people are trying to jump me!!!"
Non-Paranoid Guy: "Dude, they're on a Television show, calm down."
Emo Phillips: "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."
FBI: "We are not watching your every movement, Mr.Alex Beresnev of Columbia, Maryland."
Paranoia Guy: "Those damn black people are trying to jump me!!!"
Non-Paranoid Guy: "Dude, they're on a Television show, calm down."
Emo Phillips: "I was walking home one night and a guy hammering on a roof called me a paranoid little weirdo. In morse code."
FBI: "We are not watching your every movement, Mr.Alex Beresnev of Columbia, Maryland."
by 8ofSpades February 10, 2010
Get the PARANOIA mug.A condition you get when playing Team Fortress 2 too much because the enemy team always had a spy or two.
Xenonox: I think African Jezus is still around here somewhere.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
King Frosting: Nah. He's not using the spy anymore. You've got paranoia.
by African Jezus February 6, 2009
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Get the paranoia mug.When you hear beeping sounds as if your pager has gone off, when in fact it hasn't.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
When you feel a vibration like the pager went off but was only the cars engine reving mimicking the feeling.
1) Oh crap my pager went off. nope just my mind hearing things again.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.
This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
2) Just felt my pager vibrate. No was just the subway passing by again.
This pager paranoia is stressing me out.
by Bumblbee69 February 14, 2012
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