parachute mouth

When someone who appears to have a small mouth is capable of taking enormous bites.

“I gave Elizabeth a bite of my burrito, and now half of it is gone! She’s got a parachute mouth”

by Yeetbert January 30, 2019

parachute fap

The act of flapping by gripping a small falice with one's fingertips from above in claw machine fashion where the hand resembles a parachute.

Yo Tommy got a a little dick, saw that tucker parachute fapping in the bathroom.

by Parachutefap May 30, 2019

Parachute Cord

A line of spit from the tip of the dick to his/her mouth as its pulled away

Christina pulled the parachute cord last night

by Barkus98 February 16, 2022

Parachute Protestor

A person whole flies or travels a great distance to participate in a protest that has absolutely no bearing on their lives in any fashion but they feel justified in pushing their narrative even if destructive.

Last week we had a dozen Parachute Protestors at the school board meeting. These folks do not even have children.

by GetOverItNumpty June 12, 2023

Parachute Packing

Mostly used for small plane owners. When you have free time away from your significant other, a phrase you use to throw them off the scent while you secretly indulge in secret sexual fetishes.

Honey, I promise, I’m only parachute packing today.

by Flanny McDougansnorfer May 10, 2025

golden parachute

A clause in an executive's employment contract specifying that he/she will receive large benefits in the event that the company is acquired and the executive's employment is terminated. These benefits can take the form of severance pay, a bonus, stock options, or a combination thereof.

Larry Johnston, the biggest douche bag in the world is getting a 120 million dollar golden parachute for destroying Albertsons, one of the largest grocery chains in America.. Fuck him..

by Kritikal June 11, 2006

fart parachute

the occurrence of really loose pants puffing up with air and becoming taut due to a powerful fart.

Harry: Will you look at that.

Greg: What? Mary?
Harry: Yeah. She's way too large to be wearing yoga pants. And even as big as she is, the pants look kinda baggy.
Greg: Whoa! What the hell happened?
Harry: Hah! She farted!
Greg: Her pants inflated! That's incredible!
Harry: That, my friend, was a fart parachute.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013