Perfucktly

Adjective of Perfuckt, which is Perfectly F*cked.

The Shystem* *seemed* to be perfucktly dysfunctional and upsycholing* towards self-extinction quite soon, or at least the extinction of civilization as we know it, such as it could be described as 'civilized'?

by PartisanZ July 19, 2022

perfuckingfection

Someone who’s completely f***ing perfect in every way imaginable and doesn’t even know it.

His eyes. His smile. His humour. His crap hair…. He’s Perfuckingfection.

by Wetlettuce23 July 15, 2023

Peterfuckle Birthday

Any event of zero significance that is advertised months in advance by a shorter friend of Israeli descent. Must be celebrated by at least one person ending up in the ER due to alcohol and at least 3 others hammered beyond recognition. A peterfuckle must contain at least one scorched earth event and one person doing something for "the last time ever." Peterfuckle birthday is a yearly tradition that usually happens on February 8th but can be celebrated at any time. However, peterfuckle must be pre-faced by Darty invitations at least 3 months in advance.

Dude last weekend was a movie, I can't believe we survived Peterfuckle Birthday.

i know we have 364 days to go but are you hype for Peterfuckle Birthday next year? It better be in your calendar!

by Bazooka Sharks May 6, 2025

Perfucked

When something is both Perfect and Fucked at the same time

Person 1: I managed to get a ball in the hole with an awesome shot in pool, but then the white ball went in
Person 2: Mate, that’s perfucked

by EnglishMakesMeWantToDrink September 29, 2025

Jack Papernick

He is the gayest guy you will ever meet. He only has one tiny whit ball, and his cock is less than 1 mm long.

No one wants to fuck a Jack Papernick.

by 123ffj123 September 20, 2018