papa ghay

Used for a loser dad or fake dad who tries to act all cool and knows nothing, thus being a real lamewad. Get his jollies off by drinking too much and forcing his kid(s) to follow in his footsteps or fulfill his own failed dreams of glory. This is done through physical threats and swearing.

The papa ghay tries to act all cool around the girlfriends you bring home thinking that he can get some action. The papa ghay gets extra ghay during social events like birthdays and graduations for extra attention.

Sherry: Who is that old man with his pants down?

Me: Thats my papa ghay.

Papa ghay (to Sherry): Want to have a fun time with a real man. Say hello to my little friend.

Sherry: Boy, that really is ghay.

by GlenJuniah May 25, 2010

Papa Jeff

The creator of Overwatch which the player of the community refer to him has Papa Jeff.

Papa Jeff save us form these hooks...

by EEKS DEE September 26, 2017

paparexxia

1. an abnormal need for daily candid photos being taken and posted to the internet; 2. an obsession of attention from the media wherever a person goes or is; 3. a condition whereby a person purposefully goes to, or places themselves at, locations where it is known that cameras will be waiting (Ivy, Sunset Blvd. Starbucks); 4. an uncontrollable desire to be photographed and published thus justifying and validating a person's importance, attractiveness, overall fame and ability to be the center of attention 24/7.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have paparexxia. The celebs that show up at known paparazzi hangouts just to get their pix taken are paparexxics. Even when a celeb has big troubles (Britney's custody, Kiefer Sutherland DUI) you will see recent paparazzi pics of them in the midst of the trouble, a sign of paparexxia. The starlet with paparexxia couldn't stay home and was obsessed with going to clubs on the Sunset Strip in LA, knowing that her picture would be taken and likely show up in the media.

by VivaVicVegas October 17, 2007

Paparazzle

To be caught in the flash of paparazzi cameras

I don't give a rat's poop chute if she gets caught in the paparazzle

by Paparazzle October 15, 2010

Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

Papa Jeko

The species of "Papa Jeko" are tap-rooted, perennial, herbaceous plants, native to temperate areas of the Northern Hemisphere. The genus contains many species which usually (or in the case of triploids, obligately) reproduce by apomixis, resulting in many local populations and endemism. In the British Isles alone, 234 microspecies are recognised in 9 loosely defined sections, of which 40 are "probably endemic".

It is considered a luxury meal and goes for around 1000$ in a good state.

Yo boii I just ate a big Papa Jeko.

Yo I just inhaled a big Papa Jeko and now my mouth is full with Junior Jekos.

by alonzo345 May 1, 2017

Papa Dave

A super hot guy with long grey hair and a bushy beard that is about 469 pounds. He will pick u up with his dank rusty old white van that has red spray paint saying free WiFi. If u ask, the WiFi password is ur being kidnapped.

Dude I wish papa Dave was here to satisfy muh

by The_Dank_Kid-69 February 22, 2018