Pang Tong

Pang Tong was a very gifted strategic genius that worked for the Shu kingdom. He was turned down by various warlords around the country because of his unusual appearance, one of the more noticable rejections was from Sun Ce, a descision he would later regret. He came across his old friend and workmate, Zhuge Liang who offered him a promising position in his kingdom by asking him to send a letter to his master, Liu Bei. Upon reaching the kingdom Pang Tong had a conversation wit Liu Bei, but chose to withdraw Zhuge Liangs letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put as a prefect in a region of the Shu kingdom that he was overqualified for. When Liu Bei heard of Pang Tongs unusual actions in the region he went personally to deal with him. Upon reaching the fort where Pang Tong resided he said, "I do not wish to be given a job without having to work for it". This impressed Liu Bei very much and Pang Tong showed Liu Bei the letter. Pang Tong was immediatley put sharing the same position as his friend Zhuge Liand and lead many victories together

It was Pang Tong who decided to chain Weis fleet together and sealing their fate.

by Crimson February 15, 2004

pangkeng

to fuck in a cheap hotel in Singapore (eg. Hotel 81, Fragrance Hotel)

Ahbeng: Eh Mat? Where that anneh anjack sia? KNN so late already.
Matrep: Confirm that keling kia go pangkeng la.

by Makkaupehlaki March 21, 2015

Ping the Pang

To get high off marijuana, usually through smoking, but can be done through ingestion of baked goods, etc.

Me: Yo Jordan! Wanna go ping the pang?

Jordan: Nah man. I'm gonna eat some oatmeal.

by Lestor the Molestor December 22, 2010

pangea

the world before it was seperated into contenents

pangea was just one big country and or world

by nicolas mendosa February 6, 2008

panegyric

A eulogistic oration or writing, similar to an elegy with the difference being in its higher level of formality. A highly complex and specialized piece of music devoted to the eulogy of a person or thing may possibly be refered to as a panegyric instead of an elegy, though this use is rare.

Dr. Flanders delivered his powerfully moving panegyric to what remained, ironically enough, a still body of mourners from Karl Marx's community. for those eleven and a half minutes it seemed that nothing could sway them.

by Andrew Broz August 4, 2005

pangea

when, due to excess moisture and heat, your balls stick to your leg, and your dick sticks to your balls. similar in concept to the classical definition of the word.

"bro, i've got a major pangea right now. summer sucks."

by polecat13 April 24, 2009

pangolin

the cutest lil fuck on earth

is that a pangolin i see *dies from overwhelming cuteness*

by Ali gay, BAM the finger guns June 6, 2018