Pandoragasm

When you learn of a new awesome band through use of the awesome website, Pandora.

So I learned about this band called "The Underwater Sea Lobsters." From Pandora, it was a total Pandoragasm

by Danny Lafleur April 26, 2010

global pandemilovato

Global pandemilovato (also pandemi lovato) is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic" and the singer-song writer "Demi Lovato," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.

Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global panera bread

All bars and restaurants are closed because of this global pandemilovato

by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 29, 2021

Pandora

1.Zeus demanded that the other gods make Pandora as a poisoned gift for man. Pandora was given several traits from the different gods: Hephaestus molded her out of clay and gave her form; Athena clothed her and the Charites adorned her with necklaces made by Hephaestus; Aphrodite gave her beauty; Apollo gave her musical talent and a gift for healing; Demeter taught her to tend a garden; Poseidon gave her a pearl necklace and the ability to never drown; Zeus made her idle, mischievous, and foolish; Hera gave her curiosity; Hermes gave her cunning, boldness, and charm. Thus the name Pandora—"all gifts"—in Hesiod's version derives from the fact that she received gifts from all deities. The most significant of these gifts, however, was a pithos or storage jar,1 given to Pandora either by Hermes or Zeus. Before he was chained to the rock, Prometheus had warned Epimetheus not to take any gifts from the gods. However, When Pandora arrived, he fell in love with her. Hermes told Epimetheus that Pandora was a gift to the titan from Zeus, and he warned Epimetheus not to open the jar, which was Pandora's dowry. Until then, mankind lived life in a paradise without worry. Epimetheus told Pandora never to open the jar she had received from Zeus. However, Pandora's curiosity got the better of her and she opened it, releasing all the misfortunes of mankind Once opened, she shut it in time to keep one thing in the jar: hope. The world remained extremely bleak for an unspecified interval, until Pandora "chanced" to revisit the box again, at which point Hope fluttered out. Thus, mankind always has hope in times of evil.
2. Pandora is Marius's lover in The Anne Rice Vampire Novels
3. Me

"way to pull a Pandora"

by Pandora Morgan November 20, 2006

pandemic

Brand name for that heron, heroin, that fire shit that'll get you fucked up, on The Wire. Not to be confused with WMD, Bin Laden, or Icicles.

Bodie Broadus: "PAAAAANDEMIC! Got that PANDEMIC!"
Bubs: "Gimme two"
*Bodie flashes sign for two vials to the runner*

by Preston Broadus December 10, 2009

Pandora

A website and smartphone app used to listen to advertisements.

Bob: "Dude, did you hear that new ad on Pandora today?"
Frank: "The one about Tide bleach?"
Bob: "Yeah!"

by celeryhorseshoe April 26, 2014

PandaMuffin

1. The grotesque and delicious result of crossbreeding a cuddly, endangered, bamboo-eating species of china with a cuddly, endangered breakfast food. Comes in several flavors, depending on which pandas and which muffins are used in the breeding process. Every pandamuffin is, however, equally damned by Mother Nature.

2. The sexiest and tastiest thing in the world.

Lacey: Awww! You have a pandamuffin dancing on your head.
Sally: I know! Isn't he adorable?<3

by xNovax December 11, 2009

Pandora scaping

The act of selectively liking songs on a Pandora station so that it will only play songs of a very specific sub-genre.

Bro, that Snoop Dog song was the tits! Why didn't you like it?

I know dude, but that'd totally throw off my Afroman station!

Dude, quit your Pandora scaping and like the bloody song!

by JimnyCricket June 1, 2011