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Fuck my pancakes

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
by Nibi August 18, 2008
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Pancakewich

"Allow me to enlighten you. What happens is the one true god grows Panecakewiches on trees in the Elitian fields using a mystical incantation, he then proceeds to magick them down to your local eatery where whatever societal reject Griddlworld has rescued off the dole that week gently wraps them in cellophane and passes them along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched tastebuds can somehow comprehend the delectable intricacies that face them. Is that egg? Why yes, yes it is. And bacon too. But wait, did they...? They didn't. Yes, they did, they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friend, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun. As your tastebuds try to process that amazing piece of information, it hits them: the syrup nugget. The motherfucking syrup nugget. It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your pallet has never seen!"-I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
Drew-Let's stop at GriddlWorld. My blood sugar is getting low.

Tucker-Sure, what do you want there, a pancakewich?
by Rending Hunter March 3, 2011
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pachala

A huge shit that clogs your toilet.
When you eat a lot of spicy food and then you go to the toilet and then your mother enters and says 'Oh no you did a pachala again'
by Pachala guy June 13, 2023
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Two Pancakes Nailed to a Wall

Extremely droopy, saggy, or otherwise flat and flapping breasts.
Betcha without that wonderbra she's lookin' like two pancakes nailed to a wall...
by Calico August 5, 2007
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Agent Pancho

The term used for Hispanics working for US Customs (i.e. Border Patrol)
Jim: Hey! I didn't know there was any Mexicans on the Border Patrol!

Larry: Oh yeah, That's an Agent Pancho alright!
by elcucuy January 16, 2009
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Sudbury Pancakes

A term used for low end meal of stacked processed ham, drizzled in maple syrop and done to perfection in the microwave.
Did you see by-proxy eating that plate of Sudbury Pancakes?? Gross!
by malleus666 September 3, 2010
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