Piff och Paff

Ett skånskt uttryck till när någon har en skruv lös och inte riktigt tänker klart.

"Katter har 15 ben"
Svar: "Är du helt piff och paff? Katter har bara 2"

by AlbinWarneryd September 8, 2022

pafro

A really hairy cooter. A Pussy with an afro.

Holy shit dude! That chick's pafro is sticking out of her jeans! Nasty...

by tk22 July 7, 2006

pafoos (emoji)

A term used by pedophiles meaning "there's a hot minor nearby". It is part of their secret language, the pedophile language. If you find someone online saying "pafoos" you should immediately block them and report them to the correct authorities.

Pedo 1: Pafoos :D

Pedo 2: OMG I see the hot minor!
The minor: MOM!!! Call the police!! The pedophiles just said "pafoos (emoji)"!!

by properso May 6, 2021

Plaffon

A word used to make sentances more exciting. You can use it too signify something really good. As used in Mean Girls

Man1: I ran 10 laps in 10 minutes.
Man2:Wow! PLAFFON!

Man1: Dang! Look at the chick
Man2: Her backside is PLAFFON!

by Maggie584 October 21, 2006

Paffing

Paffing is the sexual equivalent to fapping but for females over males. A preferred type of sex by feminists.

Guy 1: "Dude, my girl and I were doing some fapping and paffing last night."
Guy 2: "How do you know my fetish!?"

by 3.14r^2 October 8, 2016

paffmaffspaff

what happens when paffy and maffy get in a small secluded place together. or the feeling of paffmaff glee.

mmmmpaffmaffspaff.

by colly October 23, 2003

pafford

describes the action of a company owner that has found a loop hole allowing the company to pay its employees less than minimum wage.

Many people quit the firm after falling victim to a corporate pafford.

by mississippi mofo April 28, 2010