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plating

A sexual act wherein one partner lies face up on the floor with a plate of glass over their face, and the other shits on the glass.
by Nasty Sanchez October 11, 2003
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plating

Step 1 for plating option

Take a paper plate and cut two eyeholes in it. Apply a screen to the holes. Use a coarse screen if you want particles to drip through, use a fine screen for liquid.

Step 2

Wrap your head in saran wrap with your nose and eyes exposed. You will need to see and breath to appreciate the effects. A mouth hole is optional. Now put on a pair of goggles.

Step 3

Find someone that has eaten alot of corn and swallowed a few grapes whole and is ready to let loose.

Step 4

Hold the paper plate on each side and watch for anal expansion. The googles will keep your eyes from burning and the saran wrap will give you a feeling of warmth with the wetness.

If you are using the mouth hole option, you may be able to snag grape and earn bonus points
by Dr. LF June 18, 2009
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Parting the Red sea

When during sex a Man inserts his Penis into the Woman's Vagina while she is Having her period.Thus creating the same effect Moses did...sorta.
Jim caught Bob Parting the Red sea with Nancy and asked if he could join.He also volunteered to bring towels and tissues to clean up the mess afterward.
by Chanse Goss March 26, 2010
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the parting

special move in which one parts the asscheeks and lets it rip. Anus typically will mimic the pronunciation of "p."
and moses began the parting, the force of his flatulence creating a great part in the sea.
by dasign April 15, 2019
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Partington

1. Another Definition for "Dirty Bitch"

2. Someone who could steal your heart with a single glance.
Person A: Hey look at that dirty bitch!

Person B: Stop swearing in public, But yes I do see that Partington.
by smileteethfirst December 6, 2010
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Parting of the red sea

Wow....I wanted to do some in and out tonight...but since it's the week of my parting of the red sea....I'll just stay home with my ZX2000 instead of going to Le trapeze
by Andi March 7, 2005
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plating

the act of a sexual partner placing a clear glass kitchen plate over their partner's face and defecating on the plate.
I was plating my girlfriend the other night and she enjoyed the shape of my asshole.
by Dan Gammon October 16, 2008
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