Ozzie

a literal friggin monkey who climbs trees, and structures without an ounce of struggle. also happens to be an awesome friend.

"whats that up on the massive building?"
"It's Ozzie!"

by theghostofalex February 15, 2022

Ozzy

Cute, little mister who loves attention and occasionally licking daddys feet. Long and sausage like.

aww here comes Ozzy... ohh ohh wait.. yep hes licking his feet again

by uberkez December 08, 2010

Ozzy

(Cute As Shit, has A big Dick, He is very loyal and will love you and dick you down long dick style like no tomorrow. there is nobody like him he can do it All. He has fine fine curly hair and has A GREAT taste in music the best you will ever find he also Hates Faggots and is racists sometimes but it is okay cause he has A FAT Black COCK if your his girl you are lucky cause he will buy you anything and love you forever and also fuck you longdick style)

Dude your such an Ozzy.

by UrbanOk August 04, 2021

Ozzy

The most wonderful person in the world. He gave me a reason to live, and carried me out of the suicidal state of being. When I heared Crazy Train for the first time, I loved Ozzy and wanted to live again. I would drink poison for him, And jump in front of a bullet...I would do fuckin anything for him, i owe my life 2 him cuz he saved it. Im tired of pple saying he is going to Hell. HE IS A FUCKING CHRISTIAN AND HES GOING TO SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE, BICHEZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So piss off if you dont like Ozzy Osbourne and his beautiful wife Sharon, because They both dezerv ur support. and also, OZZY IS A FUCKING GOTH OKAY????? PPLE SAY HES NOT BUT I KNOW HIM BTR THAN THOSE FUCKING POSERS!!!!!!!! HE IS THE FUCKING KING OF DARKNESS!!! FUCK SATAN!!! I LOVE U OZZY!!!!! DEEPEST LOVE FROM-ASYA WINTER.

I love Ozzy!!!!!

Ozzy is the most awseomest (ozzomest!) rockstar, goth, and freaky misunderstood creature to ever crawl the face of this Earth!!!!!

by Asya Winter September 17, 2007

ozzy

Dude or dudette who mumbles unintelligibly and/or has nothing to say when you can understand him/her

Shannon, Stop being such an Ozzy and shut that canyon you call a mouth. No one wants to hear about your damn cats or your doll collection!

by Donna K. April 29, 2003

ozzy

to be so intoxicated that one takes on the unintelligable speach patterns of Ozzy Osborn.

John: "Hey, how are you doing?"

Ozzy: "Nowg thsa sall goodmn, all gudin her. handred fifydolars."

by Joseph Kahn June 22, 2005

Ozzie

It's Aussie not Ozzie.

I'm not "Ozzie," I'm Aussie, fat cunt.

by Cosmonaut_Kitten December 26, 2017