Punt oval

British for American football

Its not even a ball it should be call punt oval

by Scotto1983 June 19, 2018

spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again

i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks

by Real Wanker 010101011 November 25, 2016

Ovaltine Surprise

During the act of analingus, the recipient of the act releases explosive diarrhea onto the givers face without prior notice.

I didn't think salad tossing could get any better, but last night when you gave me that ovaltine surprise, it really made my dick rock hard.

by iamxander November 7, 2010

ovaltine

Narcotic to be used to subdue the will of children. Symptoms of Ovaltine poisoning:
A)Children travel in packs like wild predators, taking down their game (other children) by striking at the neck and back. Only the most vigorous of them is spared and brought as an offering to their parents house, where the other children are rewarded with a fresh suck at the Ovaltine teat.
B)Children chant mindlessly the mysterious phrase "MORE OVALTINE, PLEASE," over and over. (Short documentary footage of this phenomenom is played periodically on television and radio)
C)The stool of the Ovaltine addicted child is extremely hard and jagged, and can be harvested and used for deep sea drilling. Rachel Ray uses one to chop her veggies.

We took the kids up to see the folks, and turned off the interstate near Fairfield. As we drove down a residential street, dozens of children with glazed looks and bared teeth started to paw at the car, chanting, "More Ovaltine, Please!" over and over. I screamed, and my husband was forced to run a few down as he floored the gas pedal, and we got the hell out of there.

by Wisk February 6, 2008

Josh ovalle

A really funny dude who posts hilarious parodies and comedic videos on his YouTube channel. Hangs out with his friends Finn, Enya, Drew, Josiah and Lucas and together they create stupid bitches enterprises.

Hey who’s that dude Finn wolfhard hangs out with?

Oh that’s josh ovalle, he’s cool.

by babushkaaa February 24, 2019

Ovalic

A professional word to describe an oval figure.

An egg is not a circle instead it is an ovalic figure.

by Tarouchi July 3, 2016

Ovalular

In the shape of an oval.

Wow, that shape is quite ovalular.

His head is ovalular.

by Oval Queen April 15, 2011