Oughtobiography

This is what your autobiography ought to have been but isn't, wasn't, but might have been, if you had had more ambition, had been more interesting, insightful and, er, smart, and hadn't been so hypnotized by your smartphone, Vudu, Hoku, Playmation, claymation, popcorn and beer, the Ponies, cheap likker, and all the other distractions Corporate America wants you to spend your money on.

Oughtobiography The octogenarian sitting on a pin in the Florida panhandle, said:"I coulda been a contenda!" as he spitballed the words across the room of the Shady Acres Nursing Home, "But instead I'm writing my oughtabiography on paper napkins for "ErrWhats?" and "WaddaYaSays?".

by ForgetMeKnot! July 10, 2019

Oughtonomy

To speak with Deontic Modality

To say 'you should do that' is speaking with Oughtonomy

by Jimbobaii January 10, 2022

Oughttowa

A city in Canada where people should do certain sensible things, but aren't.

If you're looking for north-of-da-border hypocrites and procrastinators to hang out wif, head to Oughttowa.

by QuacksO April 23, 2023

Y’oughta

My dad made it, it means you’ve ought to (or you’ve got to)

Dad: y’oughta know me better than that

by It’s Jeff, thanks. October 8, 2020

Isaac Oughton

One sexy motherfucker

Fucking hell isaac oughton has a huge penis

by The fittest bird around February 20, 2022

the way it oughta be

When a foosball match has come down to the wire and the score is 9 to 9.

Man this is so bitchin, i love it when the game is the way it oughta be.

by dave March 25, 2003

ouchterlony

Ouchterlony

Oh! Ouchterlony is coming, he is so good looking, he must be smart too!

Ouchterlony is a secondname, every ouchterlony is strong and sexy! He gets all girls and WILL get famous! Damn! Tjata an ouchterlony, gotta get that Guy!

by Godlike king December 30, 2018