Lee Harvey Oswald was framed by the CIA for his supposed involvement with the Soviet Union. Oswald was accused of killing J.D. Tippit and JFK. Oswald was killed shortly thereafter outside of a police station by Jack Ruby. The Warren Commission released their verdict, which stated that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK from the 8th floor of the Texas Schoolbook Depository.
The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.
As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
The best part about this already fallacious investigation is the “magic bullet” theory, because everyone knows that it is totally possible to have a bullet move in and out of two people multiple times.
As Oswald said, “I’m a Patsy!”
"Person with an IQ over 20: Yes he did dipshit, when you're shot in the head it blows out the other side and causes your head to fall towards where you were shot from therefore it's impossible for him to have been shot from the grassy nole, he had to have been shot from where Lee Harvey Oswald was. Dumbass."
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Dear Dumbass,
May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?
All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
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Dear Dumbass,
May I suggest that you actually watch the Zapruder film?
All evidence points towards the deadly shot being delieved from the grassy knoll.
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Man2:dont believe me den .
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Joe Blow: But...his head went that way and the bullet....magic bullet!
Jane Doe: So you are a ballistics expert?
Joe Blow: Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy!!!
Jane Doe: There is zero evidence that he actually was a patsy.
Jane Doe: So you are a ballistics expert?
Joe Blow: Lee Harvey Oswald was a patsy!!!
Jane Doe: There is zero evidence that he actually was a patsy.
by Checkyourmate April 17, 2010
Get the Lee Harvey Oswald mug.Mosley founded the New Party. Supporters included John Strachey, William Joyce, John Becket and Harold Nicholson, but in the 1931 General Election none of the New Party's candidates were elected. In January 1932 Mosley met Benito Mussolini in Italy. Mosley was impressed by Mussolini's achievements and when he returned to England he disbanded the New Party and replaced it with the British Union of Fascists BUF. The BUF was strongly anti-communist ,by 1934 Mosley was expressing strong anti-Semitic views and provocative marches through Jewish districts in London led to riots.
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned.
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned.
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned. Mosley was arrested after a while. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned. The BUF was known for wearing Black clothes, smartly dressed thats why they were also called the blackshirts. When Oswald mosely was on Marches with his blackshirts the marches were known as the "Black Parades."
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned.
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned.
The outbreak of the Second World War further reduced support for the National Union of Fascists. On 22nd May 1940 the British government announced the imposition of Defence Regulation 18B. This legislation gave the Home Secretary the right to imprison without trial anybody he believed likely to "endanger the safety of the realm". The following day, Mosley was arrested. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned. Mosley was arrested after a while. Over the next few days other prominent figures in the BUF were imprisoned. On the 30th May the BUF was dissolved and its publications were banned. The BUF was known for wearing Black clothes, smartly dressed thats why they were also called the blackshirts. When Oswald mosely was on Marches with his blackshirts the marches were known as the "Black Parades."
Oswald mosely was a great friend of Hitlers and if Germany Would have won WW2 Mosely would of been in Power of England, Which would of been a far better place and England would of kept The Empire Strong.
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Pimple faced teenager: “I watched the Zapruter film! Back and to the left! Back and to the left! Lee Harvey Oswald is a patsy cline!”
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
Intelligent skeptic: “That’s just an exploding head moving to the left, Sparky. You haven’t even been to Dealy Plaza, you dumb shit. That shot is easy as cake. The book depository is the ideal place for a sniper. No need for a target lead. Only a fool would take a shot from the Grassy Knoll or the railroad tracks because it’s wide open witnesses. Oswald was a Marine. A military trained professional with an exemplary sharpshooter score book. 212, two points above the minimum qualification for sharpshooter. Don’t let Oliver I’d Like To Suck Jim Morrison Off Stone influence you. Wake up pizza face. If I’m wrong then prove it. Fifty years and not one shred of evidence for a conspiracy.”
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