jack off olympics

Spending your entire day jacking off.

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.

by donb2 April 22, 2012

Dolphin Olympics 2

A rediculously addictinve game for some strange reason- it isn't really that great! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ME?!?!?

I can't stop thinking about Dolphin Olympics 2, but when I play it I am disappointed.

by AlecMetallic October 13, 2009

beer olympics

Beer Olympics consists of multiple beer related events in which teams compete to win the Beer Olympics Gold Medal. Games include but are not restricted to: Beer Pong, Chug n' Run, Keg Toss, Flip Cup, Timed Beer Bong, and King of the Table. Teams compete for points in each event and the winner is named at the end of the event and is named Beer Olympics Champion for that year.

UNCW Beer Olympics 2006. Teams of two compete for the Gold Medal.

by J-Buck August 27, 2006

Training for the Olympics

The act of taking a large healthy dump. This is usually a very long and painful process.

Where the hell is Leroy? We were supposed to meet here 20 minutes ago.

He had Chinese food last night and he wanted me to tell you that he'll be training for the Olympics this afternoon.

by rothead June 8, 2010

Urinary Olympics

A pissing contest to see who can pee the farthest.

Todd is acting like a chest-thumping gorilla again, because he thinks he'll win if we have a Urinary Olympics contest.

by marcifer November 11, 2010

Pussy Olympics

When a sassy woman puts a guy through the 'pussy olympics' before having sex aka what a man is willing to do in order to get the pussy.

Briar: "Have you slept with him yet?"
Jade: "No I'm still putting him through the pussy olympics"

by foundations of statistics December 2, 2016

bme pain olympics

A video where men literly saw their penises off. This is the worst video out there. It sounds bad but its even WORSE. Everyone reading this who hasnt seen it is probably about to go watch it to check it out because it seems so bad. Don't. It will literally scar you. I don't think I will EVER get that image out of my mind. I truy advise you not to watch it.

You really don't want to watch the bme pain olympics. I'm not kidding.

by Just Trust Me September 27, 2009