A chair'orrist is that extremely obnoxious person who sits in someone else's chair and changes all their settings, and of course, never resets them. A chair'orrist is proven to be lazy, as the most they want to do is lean as far back in the chair as possible and move every adjustable chair part until they are comfortable enough to fall asleep...which they also constantly do. A chair'orrist is usually bored, having nothing better to do than sit and fiddle with every handle, lever, and arm rest (they are also so bored that they constantly tape their foreheads and then scrape their teeth with paperclips!). An extreme chairorist is one who works evenings, has horrible body odor and attacks unsuspecting chairholders!
Chairholder 1: WTF? Someone has changed all the settings on my chair!
Chairholder 2: Oh shit...the chair'orrist has been at it again!
Chairholder 2: No shit, I've been chair'orrized!
Chairholder 2: Oh shit...the chair'orrist has been at it again!
Chairholder 2: No shit, I've been chair'orrized!
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Usually has thick, dark-brown hair and dreamy, brown eyes.
Most likely interested in Japanese/Korean culture. Far from a typical basic white bitch
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Usually has thick, dark-brown hair and dreamy, brown eyes.
Most likely interested in Japanese/Korean culture. Far from a typical basic white bitch
Has a dope taste in music.
Loyal to her boyfriend even when stanning a KPop idol.
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Will put up a show for you and then in the end break your heart. Deceiving and a liar. Conceited and protects only himself. You don't want him as a boyfriend beacuse he will lie to you confuse you and tear your heart into a million pieces and then say sorry and ask for you to take him back. Will make you believe that your his one and only , when he's secretly using you with his so-called bestfriend when they really like each other. When you stop talking to them both , they can't figure out why and cry and be sad about it. Will cry to fool you and tell you everything that you want to hear only for you to find out that he's a lie and only wanted your brains or your body. Has a very small penis and doesn'y know how to do nothing in bed.
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