First guy: Dude that guy owned us both all alone
Second guy: Yeah, we really got powned
That dude: Yeah you both totally got ORPHND by me!
Second guy: Yeah, we really got powned
That dude: Yeah you both totally got ORPHND by me!
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The main tenets of Oprahnomics include:
- Everyone gets a Bailout
- Helicopter Money
- Eternally Zero/Negative Interest Rate Policy
- Yield Curve Control
In this system the government must always maintain a steady growth of debt-to-GDP, increasing the the ratio by a minimum of 25% per annum. The central bank owns the majority of financial assets in circulation and has a dual mandate to:
1) Maximise stock market gains
2) Keep CPI below 3% to disguise asset price inflation
Wide-scale implementation of Oprahnomics began in the United States shortly after the outbreak of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic in early 2020. It was realised when the predominant neo-Keynesian tendencies of central bank economists transitioned into full-fledged Oprahnomics in collaboration with Donald Trump's administration.
The biggest proponents of Oprahnomics today include the Fed, BoE, BoJ, ECB and their government counterparts. Oprahnomics has been described characteristically as a technocratic system composed of elements deriving from plutocracy and corporatism.
The main tenets of Oprahnomics include:
- Everyone gets a Bailout
- Helicopter Money
- Eternally Zero/Negative Interest Rate Policy
- Yield Curve Control
In this system the government must always maintain a steady growth of debt-to-GDP, increasing the the ratio by a minimum of 25% per annum. The central bank owns the majority of financial assets in circulation and has a dual mandate to:
1) Maximise stock market gains
2) Keep CPI below 3% to disguise asset price inflation
Wide-scale implementation of Oprahnomics began in the United States shortly after the outbreak of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic in early 2020. It was realised when the predominant neo-Keynesian tendencies of central bank economists transitioned into full-fledged Oprahnomics in collaboration with Donald Trump's administration.
The biggest proponents of Oprahnomics today include the Fed, BoE, BoJ, ECB and their government counterparts. Oprahnomics has been described characteristically as a technocratic system composed of elements deriving from plutocracy and corporatism.
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Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.
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by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009
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by a person i think May 6, 2020
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