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ORPHND

You failed so hard even your parents gave you up!
First guy: Dude that guy owned us both all alone
Second guy: Yeah, we really got powned
That dude: Yeah you both totally got ORPHND by me!
by Terikao February 15, 2010
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Oprahnomics

A contemporary economic theory founded originally in 2004 by Oprah Winfrey and popularised in early 2020 by the US government and its Federal Reserve Bank counterpart.

The main tenets of Oprahnomics include:

- Everyone gets a Bailout
- Helicopter Money
- Eternally Zero/Negative Interest Rate Policy
- Yield Curve Control

In this system the government must always maintain a steady growth of debt-to-GDP, increasing the the ratio by a minimum of 25% per annum. The central bank owns the majority of financial assets in circulation and has a dual mandate to:

1) Maximise stock market gains
2) Keep CPI below 3% to disguise asset price inflation

Wide-scale implementation of Oprahnomics began in the United States shortly after the outbreak of the deadly COVID-19 pandemic in early 2020. It was realised when the predominant neo-Keynesian tendencies of central bank economists transitioned into full-fledged Oprahnomics in collaboration with Donald Trump's administration.

The biggest proponents of Oprahnomics today include the Fed, BoE, BoJ, ECB and their government counterparts. Oprahnomics has been described characteristically as a technocratic system composed of elements deriving from plutocracy and corporatism.
Example : Unemployment is at a historical high, but the dow is up 8%. That's simple Oprahnomics!
by The Amur Leopard April 24, 2020
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Burping the Orphan

Yeah, I'll be out of the bathroom in a minute. I haven't been laid in a month, so am just burping the orphan.
by Droogie Toogie August 21, 2012
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Oprahgasm

The physical and emotional sensation experienced at the peak of Oprah excitation, usually by screaming Oprah Winfrey Show audience members, but sometimes home-viewers as well.
We tuned into Oprah's Favorite Things episode simply to witness the multiple Oprahgasms.
by Kimberly Clark May 7, 2009
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Kick An Orphan

Kicking an orphan is a past time that dates back to ancient Mesopotamia where people would take a baby that no one wanted and kick it. The sport was invented when one intelligent, wealthy man by the name of Dick Trump said "Let us kick this baby, what will it do, tell its parents" and the sport was born! Now, though outlawed in countries like Canada, Sweden, Norway, Mexico, Estonia, China, Italy, as well as France, Germany, Cuba, Ireland, and a few other middle eastern countries, Kicking the orphan is a very fun sport for the whole family, or lack their of.
Hey Jhon, lets go play an honest game of Kick An Orphan!
by a person i think May 6, 2020
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Orange Oprah

The infamous Dina Lohan, called Orange Oprah because of her unusually orange-colored skin and the advice she gives.
If you're lucky, Orange Oprah will give you a car
by dskgdlsgs September 30, 2007
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Orphan

Are you an orphan?”
“yes”
“Alfred get the adoption papers
by deeznutsupyourmum September 9, 2021
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