Early Onset Functional Uselessness

When someone loses the ability to navigate new technology too early in their life.

He asked me how to turn on the Apple TV? He must have Early Onset Functional Uselessness, he’s only 37.

by t joey November 7, 2019

Sonic Onset Adventure

liars, lying, thief, thiefs, morons, a group of people that don't know how to respect others and are overall the definition of bad

these people are just like Sonic Onset Adventure!

by sanikdud May 28, 2021

teenager's parent onset dementia

The condition brought on as your teenager discovers they know everything and you know nothing. The only known cure is living long enough to prove them wrong.

It's a wonder I can manage to operate a door knob seeing as how I suffer from teenager's parent onset dementia.

by 1bigreg November 21, 2011

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever

A severe psychosis caused by prolonged periods of unexpected time indoors, forced upon the patient by forces beyond his or her control. Leading causes include having one's Valentine's Day vacation to Puerto Rico canceled by the freakin' snowpocolypse.

Why's Bob running around the neighborhood naked? Can't he see the three feet of snow on the ground?

Poor dude's probably got SOCF.

What's SOCF?

Sudden Onset Cabin Fever. It sucks.

by I'm Not Bob Either February 10, 2010

Middle-aged Onset Dementia

When you are old enough to remember events that happened 10-15 years ago but can't quite remember the exact details of the story. This is usually solved by asking others who were present to fill in the details. This type of dementia can be caused by several factors including drinking, having too many experiences, or by simply not choosing to remember your horrible past.

I can't believe I was actually at a Spin-Doctors concert. Many thanks to my Middle-aged Onset Dementia for helping me not remember that part of my life.

by brettuthius June 28, 2011

Sudden Onset Gravity Attack

Medical Term used mostly in EMS that refers to the injury of a fall. Mostly used to describe falls in the assisted living community and nursing homes to other medical personel.

Yeah its a 61yo females suffering from a sudden onset gravity attack

by ne014x August 5, 2011

adult onset downs (A.O.D.)

a gradual transition into the realms of trisomy 21 usually occuring after adolesence
symptoms include:
a gradual lowering of the i.q.
tounge lolling
compulsive masturbation

"Lily is getting dumber by the second, maybe she has adult onset downs (A.O.D.)"

by Andrew LanDOWNS January 22, 2009